MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

[GoldenKelpie]

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

I think castle is showing the extra delights her poor son gets for breakfast too, such as lovely aloe gloop and presumably forever tablets there too.
They are unbelievable.

Castles BFF claiming she's 'never missed a moment in 6 years'. Apart from your son's first birthday when you attended a Success Days and later gloated about your sacrifice to the team desperately trying to emulate your success hey Mrs P? Explaining how that was the sacrifice you were willing to make, I wonder how many Mums copied you and now regret it. Absolute a*sehole. Possibly the most cross ive ever been off a post. Absolute lying scum of the earth. It will catch up with her. Poor kids.

@ReformedB0t not to mention she's blatantly admitting being in her overdraft and wanting to get out of it 😝

I can't wait for Younique to come crashing down. My former upline going on about how she's looking forwards to next convention in Amsterdam (which is interesting considering they don't sell in NL). If it does come crashing down, she's not going to be welcomed with cheers and love, there's going to be a lot of angry people who she's built her life on very keen to stick the proverbial knife in if she shows her face.

When Advocare went down back in May there were bots who immediately put their homes on the market as they couldn't afford the mortgage payments. This was within a day.

Downlines hating them will be the least of their worries. They will lose everything instantly. Most bots spend everything they earn to keep up appearances.

Advocare bots literally lost their their homes in an instant.

This will happen to the younique black presenters. I wonder how long it will be until that happens.

Castle's BFF got a parking ticket for not parking between the white lines. It's not her fault obviously and it's ridiculous and she is hoping to fight the ticket.

Turns out it's not ridiculous and she was blocking a fire exit. Her car should have all the bells and whistles on it like a parking camera so she would have known she was way out of the lines. Probably food bt wasn't too park too close to another car because she's special.

That's an expensive car, looking at her accounts she likely isn't getting the car bonus anymore like a lot of bots. Must cost a fortune each month.

The comments on the post v the comments on her page show the blind admiration they have versus the real world.

One lovely comment, saying she should post that she works from home earning six figures and to get in touch to find out how!

Do they honestly believe she ‘earns’ and £100k

Castle in touch with a bot who last posted any bizniz in March and previously Jan/Feb 2018. Desperation?
The bot does not say what she has studied but also she doesn’t like reading!!!

Nice summary article from an Australian newspaper.

www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/it-may-look-attractive-but-beware-the-toll-mlm-on-friendships-20190830-p52mei.html

God, castle's latest minion doesn't even appear to be 20. How depressing. At least she's at uni getting an education.

On one of her instagram posts she hashtagged it with his name, not sure how many of posts about him she hashtags in that way.

The sibs seem to think they are instagram influencers, but their lives are actually really boring. There is nothing to keep anyone entertained other than anti-mlm people.

Her son is just a kid, to her he may be the best child in the history of children, but to everyone else he is just a normal child and she won't get people looking forward to her posting to see what he's up to next because it's just stuff that every single child does and it's pretty boring if it's not your child or the child of someone close to you.

The same with all of them, they are boring. Redoing the house - boring. Scamming someone else - boring. Going to the caravan - boring. Eating some food - boring. They aren't young enough to be doing all the fancy clothes in fancy places photos. Castle's home is boring, Sis's new home is a new build and boring. Bruv lives in a shared flat or whatever - boring.

Their lives are actually really boring, really really boring. They do the same things day in day out and those things aren't interesting. The odd trip abroad where they mainly do brainwashing activities, it's boring.

Nobody is going to be interested in that. Castle's house is gray, just bland, I guess her renovation is going to fix that.

The only people interested in her family are her minions and that is only because they want her to like them.

I think the boringness of MLM shills (and typical mum bloggers) is what makes them interesting to wannabes. Because if the shills can be rich, then you with your three kids one dog and your boring renovations can be rich too.

Uber now an embarrassing mum. Imagine comments at school 🏫 today.When will they take off the rose coloured specs?

I’ve said before on these threads that I’m quite alarmed at the way some of these top bots, with public profiles and huge numbers of followers, publish photos of their children on a regular basis.
Children are not a tool for your attraction marketing.
They have a right to privacy and anonymity.
They are too young to give consent or be aware of the dangers of social media
I think Yawn has backed off a bit from using her daughter (I’m blocked so may be wrong); possibly at her daughter’s request, because at school teenagers learn about protecting their identity and image?

Look back at the photos of the Neighbourhood Watch fb pages I posted a few days ago ...all about the dangers of posting pics of your child on social media, the potential for embarrassment and the issue of consent.

I post photos of my kids and they are public. I have reasons when I do that and it is with the childs consent. I'm also talking about older children who are old enough to know what i'm doing, what the implications are, and can give consent.

A young child cannot give consent because they have no clue about privacy or what posting a photo publicly on social media can mean for them. Asking your 4 year old if it's okay to post a photo of them wearing their sisters dress would get a yes, I have such a photo. If i'd done that, while he wouldn't be embarrassed that he put on a dress, he wouldn't want his peers to see it at the age he is now.

Blah blah blah PhD doing a bit of marketing verbal diarrhoea she's learned from a 'Dummies Guide to...' book. Say 'Market Conditions' and you too can sound like some sort of analyst!!

Need some new amazing way to sell your business and target the right people? I'll save you 3 grand, use something like Click Funnels. So those ads we now see on Facebook saying how they turned their life around and will share with you, they are just designed to gather email addresses of people who would be interested in your business/product. So let's copy and be totally the same unique!! Once emails are harvested, they are offered free seminars and free content which pushes participants further down their funnel until you eventually buy their product. Select your audience and then target them on social media by using paid ads to give your free gift away and get them into your mailing list or hope they upgrade straightaway. Target the audience by choosing the sex and age of them and what things they may be interested in (clue, Mums = rich pickings") so let's target Mums aged 22 - 42 who like Water Babies*, NCT etc.
When we see a pattern, let's lock intpnour audience more, so when lots of mums who like Water Babies and are aged 34 are taking the offer up more than those who like NCT, let's put more money in marketing just to the 'Water Babies aged 34' audience.

Where's my £3k for my marketing coaching??

*Other infant swimming lessons available

Yawns boss is a complete and utter dickhead.

@ReformedB0t It has been written in ancient texts that there will only be one who can sit through a video by PHD. Many will try, many will fail. Some will never get over their attempt and will forever mutter "It doesn't make any sense" while questioning the very fabric of reality.

All of those words, in that order, they are never meant to be used in that way.

I tried to sit through one of her videos, I thought I could do it, I trained for 6 months by trying to make sense of what a baby babbling was trying to say. I thought I was prepared, I thought I was in with a chance. I lasted 12 seconds, which was a new world record for sitting through one of her videos so I did well. I've planned a whole year of training and I think after i've completed it I will be able to make it to 20 seconds.

I thought nurse wasn’t going to spam her personal page with aloe shite anymore. That lasted long!
And who believes she has a bio medical student wanting to join her team?
Agree re yawn’s boss bring an absolute dickhead.

Telling someone about the oppurtunity and them not being rude to you doesn't mean they want to join your team.

It just means they are polite but will likely end up blocking you on all forms of communication.

I think I have found Nurse's new potential victim by searching on his name and location

Looks like a nice young man from Baku, Azerbaijan, who has come to this country to study bio sciences.

I wonder if she came across him while she was at work as a nurse in the NHS? As it is very early in the academic year, I would not be surprised if he was out 'in the field' on a short placement to familiarise himself with the service.

How else would she have met him?

This is outrageous; he'll have no defence against her brainwashing because he'll trust her as an NHS employee.

'have one of the most successful independent businesses in the UK - if not Europe '

EXCUSE ME???

I can hardly 'bare' to read her lies