MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

[GoldenKelpie]

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

Yawn seems to put more emphasis on words amaaazzziinngg anyone.

Obviously it's easy to type out a lie, which funnily enough I was saying just this morning to the Queen when she popped round for a cup of tea.

Hahaha!

Did one pop on? I hope you offered her corgis a bowl of aloe juice.

Lush indeed! You’d have to be a bloody lush to put up with Castle’s BS.

Let's take a moment to seriously consider what jobs these huns will be qualified for when it all goes under?

Honestly, I see a career in retail for most and perhaps an admin role for IronBot?

I think the shillbots will go to America and reinvent themselves as evangelical preachers in those happy clappy churches. I can just see Yawn wearing a pink and white cassock with a giant handmade cross made out of twigs and string dancing in the pulpit.

“There’s only one way y’all will be forever living and that’s by putting your trust in God! Praise the Lord! Embrace the Lard! Pray for the souls on your who do you know list!”

After a couple of services she’ll disappear with the collection (and a year’s supply of communion Prosecco wine) to Mexico where she will be forever reminded of aloe plants every time she sees a cactus.

Honestly, I see a career in retail for most and perhaps an admin role for IronBot?

IronBot could go back to what she was doing before if she spins her JP years in the right way, or positions it as a career break. That’s what frustrates me about her so much, she had a really good, flexible job.

One of the bots we follow on this thread has cold messaged me, starting a small talk conversation. I friended her a while ago to follow her posts, we have no mutual friends or anything. She has liked some posts on my time line too. I'm quite enjoying playing along 👹

Someone mentioned tax bill bot previously. I thought you could be stopped at airports if you have government debt. You can be stopped for owing on tv license and council tax. My DD and her DH still pay student loan even though they live abroad.

@whiterangey 😭😭

I do hope you offered her Madge a hobnob. 😎😎

Nurse feeds aloe gunk to her cat. Enough said.

@Bluewavescrashing and has doubled her own aloe gunk intake 'for extra energy'
whut

My OH attempted to get our cat to feed on aloe gunk, which he treated with royal disdain, much to her chagrin, as she had grandly stated that "his instinct will tell him it's good for him".

She never attempted to forcibly get him to ingest the crap, as she realised she would end up with shredded stumps for arms...

Interesting post by Neighborhood Watch on FB.
Something the bots who are forever sharing pictures of their kids should read.

I think we could all identify the schools most of their DC are at, could find out their DOB (from birthday posts) etc

My cat had worms and had diarrhoea so bad she nearly died. She is long haired but her bum,legs,and part of her tail had been shaved when we got her so they could clean her easier. She was a rescue cat and we were obviously given her history and her vets notes when we got her.

We were told what wet and dry food to give her and we follow that advice carefully. I would never ever give a cat, or any other pet aloe shite. Diarreah is a killer. The vets who treated her said they were willing her to live.

She was given to the shelter by her previous owners when she got sick. Diarreah can kill a cat.

Fucking wankers giving it to animals when they know it can have that effect.

What the fuckity fuck is a "creatrix facilitator / transformologist"? One of my ex housemates has become one and its her true calling ..

Do you think this was the exact moment the COTY news began to finally sink in for Derek and Melanie?

How about those ticket prices too?

9dart wow! That pic could be named "the sh1t has hit the fan" moment.

Has anyone seen the announcement video? The one where they told the presenters that Coty had pulled out.

It's brilliant, she is shitting herself.

Youniques days are numbered, younique just came very close to being shut down. Sorry, I mean going back to its roots.

One day thepresentsers will wake up to the news that it's over.

Where did you see this?

It looks like facebook, so I would say oneof the anti-mlm groups.

Reddit has awesome stuff r/Youniquemua is addictive. There is a photo on there at the moment of 6 people who got a rather large Younique tattoo on their inner forearm, it's the logo and it's huge, and they are so going to regret that.

It's also full of presenters makeup skills. The makeup consistently ages them by at least 10 years.

The MLM Police - AntiMLM is a US based ex Younique presenter whose FB and Instagram pages call out Younique in a big way.

So PHD was locked out of the office BS
Giving aloe to animals BS
Castle no one is interested in your kids breakfast FFS, get a J.O.B if you are that bored.