MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

[GoldenKelpie]

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

'lots of energy in the room in the strategy meeting' apparently according to Leech

'recruitment is going to go through the roof'

'it's going to revolutionise the next 3-5 years in the business'

ha ha ha ahaaaaaaaaa

those top bots are really really trying to sound positive and happy but its desperate

@Spongebobette Agreed. I'm sure it's mixed into the last 15 pages / 53 that's.... but can anyone suggest a good method of helping a new bot realise what's going on?

FL's accounts will be out in a few days and I am sure they will be nicely summarised and digested by the more numerically savy on here!

That should give some idea for your friend of the decline.

Lots of resources and links here

mlmtruth.org/resources/

This is a relatively recent article

www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/how-much-money-can-you-earn-at-mlm-forever-living/

Also:

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/botwatch.blog/2016/06/17/how-to-help-someone-in-an-mlm/amp/

Bloodsucker is laughing no matter what happens. The CEOs of FL are no doubt paying her extra to keep up the charade for as long as possible.

PHD's video training. I am confused.

She states she had 6 years of business training and being a successful multi figure earner, yet she admits to doing it all wrong, and I was that person that freaked out if people didn't do x,y or z.

So, she wants people to pay for her course, based on 6 years of doing the wrong thing?....

Ph.D is hilarious. Every single time she goes online, she has earth-shattering revelation to make about an epiphany she has had about how everything that went before was wrong and she now finally has the true secret to success.

Until the next time.

I'd expect each 'training' in the ridiculous 'coaching course' she's trying to flog will begin "Errr, well, you know what we did over the course of the last session?
Well, that was all lies and bollocks..."

I couldn't part with thousands of my hard-earned pounds to be subjected to brainwashing by hair flicking!

I’ve just watched that video on the country manager’s page again, for the lolz

Leech is SUCH a liar and it’s so transparent

‘X (the son of the company owner) was asking how things are going in the UK and I said really well and he asked what we’d like and I suggested 2CCs for the startup kit and he said he’d think about it and wow he’s decided to do it’

(Not verbatim but this was the gist)

Translation: ‘I harangued x because we are dying on our arse here and can’t recruit so this is a last ditch attempt to stop our minions from abandoning ship’

Agreed sponge, she'd give Donald Trump a run for his money in spinning a stupid story!

Also, don't you think it's telling that these people are supposedly a 'leadership team', and bloodsucker is supposed to be at the top of this tree, and yet none of them have any say/control over anything whatsoever. Their only option if they want change to happen is to hassle the owner's son.

This probably makes me really weird, but the feelings of anticipation I am experiencing regarding the release of FLP UK's accounts next week remind me of the build up to Christmas when I was a six-year old kid...

I see a NuSkin Hun is one of this year’s Apprentice candidates. She should get on well with Sir Alan Tropic

Presumably they won't be able to be too critical of her network marketing 'business' give Alan Sugar's involvement in Tropic... Maybe they'll hope she gets knocked out early so network marketing doesn't come under too much scrutiny

I followed a lot of the top UK Nu Skin huns when I first became aware of the shitfest that is MLM and I've never heard of her. Doesnt seem to be anything on Companies House website for her either.

Oh and whilst on the subject of Nu Skin their top bots are in just as much shit as FLP's . It's clear from the FB profiles that even the Blue Diamonds and the so called poster girls of the company are struggling to bring in new blood.

Why is it all so fascinating.

I have one Arbonne bot, one Monat not, one Mermaid something bot and a coffee bot. I had to block Arbonne because she kept hounding me. But I do sometimes look at her posts due to morbid fascination. The Monat bot is hilarious. They are doing skincare now and she did a ‘live’ and had several people following saying ‘is there a money back guarantee?’ and ‘I need this in my life!’ But when you click on them, they are all bots. Does she think we are really that stupid?

Yes. Yes she does.

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Join the club! I have a tab on my browser with the Companies House Forever Living Products (UK) on and I’ll hit refresh every day!

OMG Sponge, I also have an open tab on my phone browser I check every day, in case they file early!

Everyone needs a hobby.
It’s a healthy thing.

I’m guessing £18M for turnover.