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MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

983 replies

GoldenKelpie · 28/08/2019 08:00

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 30/08/2019 13:20

They must have sold out.

9dartfinish2nd · 30/08/2019 13:41

Derek Maxfield and Melanie Huscroft are in London for this event,

They did their hilarious video response to the COTY departure from their London hotel room.

gotmychocolateimgood · 30/08/2019 13:58

Please come and back me up on the AMA board, teamies! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/work/3676915-i-m-an-arbonne-consultant-ama

leasedaudi · 30/08/2019 14:04

Thanks @gotmychocolateimgood it's actually quite interesting and I'm glad the bot isn't getting aggro

Spongebobette · 30/08/2019 14:35

Oh Yawn, you've gone to the trouble to buying a board with letters to use in your carefully curated and posed photos.....so do check the spelling!

achieve

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 30/08/2019 16:15

The fact that most of the comments on Yawn's "get the violins out" tale are from people that didn't know about her story just goes to show that her followers/team/victims/whatever you want to call them come and go at a rate of knots!

I've heard that story (and variations of it) so many times from her whilst these threads have been running. Clearly her only long-term followers are us!

Whiterangey · 30/08/2019 16:48

Turnover is really high in her team then.

Castle's business isn't booming. She had absolutely nothing at all in her diary for next week. Not a thing. Her downline must be rapidly dwindling and not being replenished.

I.m guessing this will count as a year off or something to explain how bad she is doing. I wonder If she will get 5000cc's this year . It really does not seem to be going well.

You don't know how much scamming she is doing behind the scenes though. She has also bought a shit ton of product so that has got to be worth a fair few cc's.

How many cc's is a C9?

ReformedB0t · 30/08/2019 17:39

Hmmm phd is celebrating a second woman signing up for her scheme scam. Didn't she already say she had two people registered???

BSintolerant · 30/08/2019 20:52

Anyone else got a full house on their MLM bingo card over on the Arbonne AMA thread? Grin

Thank you for the new thread GoldenKelpie.

Whiterangey · 30/08/2019 23:11

The bot on the AMA is fully botted.

She obviously thought it would be a great way to get people to sign up under her. People would ask questions and she would be able to tell them how sweet Arbonne is and how much cash she is making.

She was likely feeling pretty smug about the brilliant idea she'd had and how it was going to advance her bizniz.

I feel bad for her and hope she gets out soon.

Yawn should do an AMA, that would be fun, although she wouldn't answer any of the questions.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/08/2019 09:53

Hilarious misunderstanding on Mrs Stickmans page where she shared Yawn's post!!

Also Yawn let's slip that she worked in an estate agents too. No mention of that when she tells the "poor childminder" story

Spongebobette · 31/08/2019 10:28

I can only see part of the conversation as Yawn has blocked me

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/08/2019 11:32

ah, right....Yawn quickly steps in to say "she didn’t mean me - she meant our old boss at the estate agents we worked for" and later adds "I bet everyone thought you meant me & was like WTF" (I'm tempted to add "If the cap fits...." )

Spongebobette · 31/08/2019 11:35

Funny she’s never mentioned that J O B before

And now we know which ‘who do I know?’ list Mrs Stickman appeared on

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/08/2019 12:39

I think Yawn forgets about one of the main rules of lying which is remember what lies you've told to who!

  • one minute she didn't go to college yet she has a college listed in her biog and has also mentioned college in other posts
  • she was only ever a poor, low paid childminder yet next minute she was an emergency services call handler and has also worked in an estate agents
OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 31/08/2019 12:46

Oh, and another thing ....if she and hubby are in this business together and work alongside each other why does her post about becoming a Sapphire Manager just go on about how fantastic she is, how she has helped people achieve (note correct spelling there Yawn Wink) success and how proud she is of herself?

Surely it should be "we" and "us" ? Hmm

Of course we all know the working together is bollocks as he clearly has secret job but this shows her slip up and forget the lies once again

suedoname · 31/08/2019 13:43

I see ninja bot got called out for his brainwashing and encouraging bots to get into debt for success.

He's one of the worst. Ninja, Uber, yawn, sacked by Ariix, castle all of them need to realise that they possess zero skills or personality that led to their success in what they call 'business.'

It's quite simply using social media at the right time before it got saturated.

Their lack of awareness about running business is exposed when they think teaching people what they did will work.

Ninjas the only one that worked out he can make more money off of the teaching alone but it looks like people are seeing through him.

Jigsawpuzzle · 31/08/2019 13:54

Very thoughtless of Yawn to put hubbies illness for all and sundry, if it’s true did he give permission? Doing a woe is me story is also crass. As the song goes life is a rollercoaster and most of us do not get through it unscathed.It’s being human.
Is it curtains for Castle?

DownThePan · 31/08/2019 13:57

Was NinjaBot ever an MLM rep or did he brand himself as a networking guru from the get go?

DownThePan · 31/08/2019 14:00

@Jigsawpuzzle The business of being a bot is all about over sharing - god knows what half the bollocks they spout has to do with flogging aloe that makes you shit your pants

Whiterangey · 31/08/2019 15:33

We all go through crap. I've been through worse than Yawn, some here will have been through worse than me.

It's not a competition and you aren't brave, you aren't inspirational, shit happens and you deal with it like everyone else. What choice do you have?

I know someone who was in a bad car accident, sorry, knew, they died. Instead of using it to pretend she's awesome when she's not she should be thankful for how lucky she is.

Scamming people doesn't make you a good person, it makes you a piece of crap, which Yawn is.

While I don't believe in Karma, I do believe that if you are good to people those people will be there for you when you fall in hard times.

When Yawn loses everything, which is a matter of when, not if, who will be there for her? Certainly none of her forever living 'friends'. Her upline will care about her as much as Yawn has cared for all the women she has financially crippled.

Jigsawpuzzle · 31/08/2019 16:05

Uber’s hen party. Will be interesting to see who is there and who will be a wedding guest, especially if they were low cheque due to the new creative accounting.

suedoname · 31/08/2019 16:20

@DownThePan he's worked mlm and also in one now with his dad.

If you google ninjas name and his dads with fraud or scam there's a forum on them ripping people off.

ReformedB0t · 31/08/2019 17:09

Castles Insta story saying how the person who lived there before her had put a radiator in after placing a cover in an alcove so now she has to smash the cupboard out. I wonder if anyone told her she could just lift the radiator off its brackets Grin

I hope she spent a lot of time and energy smashing that cupboard for no reason, just the same as she convinced so many others (including myself) to waste their time and money.