Bot Watch 50 - watching the mighty fall.

[Whiterangey]

Its forever living's global rally. Watching the top bots collect greatly reduced cheques.

Remember to always check companies house to check if someone in your upline is really earning what they say.

They will have gone quiet due to upline instructions as is always the case - checked in on here to see what is discussed and changed the strategy accordingly. They are aware of the focus on them and those in the limelight will need to assess what moves they can make that don't disturb the flow but can be replicated downstream..

I'm not quite sure what happens if someone like Castle jumps ship- I think all her remaining downlines would be put under Rarebot.

Perhaps Dora the oracle can confirm?

Which one though? Can't see them going to younique and plastering cheap makeup all over their faces. Coffee and CBD mlms don't seem appropriate either, so what? Arbonne? Nuskin? Monat?

Nu Skin huns are being charged from 240 to 300 Euros for a ticket for the upcoming 3 day event in Spain. Add the cost of flights and accomodation, food, drink etc....probably not much change left from £1000.

Absolute madness!

I don't know who PhD is or what her story might by - but when I was younger - 25 years younger (!) - you could get a working holiday visa for Oz if you were under 30 and could show you had 2k in the bank. You could use that 2k to buy your ticket/insurance/spunk up the wall of a Bangkok hostel.

It was valid for 12 months and you weren't allowed to work any job more than 3 months - it was designed so that you'd travel around the country picking up casual work to self-fund.

Watching and waiting with interest to see what happens next!

I feel really sorry for my Nu Skin bot. She was just at yet another training event. She posted a live video from the event and it was such a useless waste of time for all the bots there.

The trainer was pulling out all the same network marketing cleche's that they always do. She was telling them about the new training platform that they'll all have free access to and it was so bloody boring.

She's been doing Nu Skin for years now and is continually going to training events yet nothing happens. She has 0 engagement, she's boring the hell out of everyone on her facebook by saying the same shit each and every day.

Does she not realise that training is meant to actually benefit you? It's meant to introduce new skills and abilities which in turn provide a tangible benefit to your life. Yet in NM, training doesn't do anything of the sort. It just fires up the reps and keeps them from failing that little bit longer.

She's gone to a very dark place and she just looks dead inside. I feel so utterly sad for her children. Two beautiful kids that don't deserve a mother who is knee deep in a useless money hole that's sucking her soul out of her.

F* Nu Skin.

PHD turned 32 recently.

The Australian year-long working holiday visa is for people 18-30 (have not turned 32). Although Irish and Canadian citizens have until 35.

Maybe Australia's "highly skilled migrant" skills shortages has been extended to MLM scam artists? Or do-Terra have sponsored her visa to be a shillbot?

@DonDadaOnTheDownLow - That (or a similar) scheme still exists, my nephew did a working trip a couple of years ago.

Wouldn't be surprised if that's what PhD is doing. How would shilling essential oils fit into Australian employment law?

Oops, cross posted @leasedaudi - thanks for the info.

I’m not surprised the FL bots have gone dark. Their attention has been drawn to almost 50 threads (remember the missing one because of Bradford Bot’s violent threats?) picking them to pieces.
Someone will be going through them with a fine toothed comb.

The downfall of their business has been very well documented. They are probably regrouping right now.

Also: Broke is still a fucking clown.

I'm not convinced that Broke isn't a very clever satirical profile.

How can a real person be so fucking clueless? He's Sasha Baron Cohen's latest character i reckon.

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They’ve gone quiet because we’ve identified the MLM Law of Reaction so now they know we’ve got them dancing to our tune - not always on someone else’s hob (or should that be H.O.B.?) though. It’s proof (not that we needed it) that bots read these threads religiously despite being ordered not to by those higher up the pyramid.

Unfortunately for bots, we can still see what they’re up to thanks to fake Facebook profiles, so locking down their settings won’t help them them.

Maybe Castle is going to set up an MLM shilling kitchen fittings, you know, hobs and things.

@CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre - The genius in the character is not in his cluelessness, but in his apparently genuine belief that he is smarter than those laughing at him. Comedy gold!

I'm new to the thread, but I've been lurking.
How do I find out what amounts the FL got in bonus at Stockholm please?
I am just a nosey bugger and curiosity getting the better of me.
Thanks.

You would need to read through the last thread or have a look through individual bots pages.

The UK country manager usually puts the top 10 UK cheques on his page but this year he appears to have forgotten which is weird.

I can't work or why he hasn't, I'm scratching my head.

Twentytwentyhindsight posted the list below on the previous thread. I think it needs to be updated with the few bigger cheques that came later on Saturday

Token Manbot - 197K
Castle - 43K
Rarebot - 42K
Lanzabot - 31K
Tax Bill/John Lewis/Insolvency Bot - 19K
Castle BFF - 13K
Uber's sis - 7K
Belfast Wonder Woman Bot - 4K
Yawn - 0K
Yawn BFF - 0K
Homeschool Bot - 0K
Castle Bruv - 0K
Castle Sis - 0K
PhD Bot - gone

Thank you for replying. I'll scroll back to previous thread.

Bloodsucker: $831K
Uber: $457K

There were a couple more tube cheques (under 10K) to add to those listed above.

UK top 8 would take you down into sad yoga mat/tube cheque territory. Maybe BP will give us a top 5 instead?

Seen written out in order that list of cheques is does anyone remember back couple of years back when there was much amusement that UK number 11 had edited the top 10 montage issued by the UK country manager to include the picture of her being presented with her cheque? This year that not doesn't even seem to have got a cheque and number 11 on the list isn't even high enough up to have a cheque presentation...

Talking about the Law of Reaction....did someone say that Yawn posted about an extension for her house or planning permission and then the post disappeared??

It's just that I said, in the last thread IIRC, that she had gone quiet about plans for the house extension and that I predicted that, by me saying that on the thread, the Law of Reaction would mean she would post about it soon .

Hey presto! She did!

Receipt bot still hasn't replied to her friend's query on what star rating the sunscreen is...

Is it even legal for it to be sold without the star rating?

How's that gender pay gap at forever living? 😂 top UK cheque is Token Male Bot!