MLM Bot Watch 47

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The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

Twenty - don't be jel. He's a grafter. Taking that many selfies after 'smashing' the school run is exhausting.

That's where it's all gone wrong for me unhinged.
For years I thought that taking kids too young to make the journey on their own to school was a normal routine thing to do- little did I know that it was in fact a competitive sport, and that managing to get them to the right place, on time, alive and without injuries or other drama was in fact a competitive extreme sport that you could 'smash', 'boss' and post selfies of.
I too could have made a success of my life, had I only known this...

Not only that but you get to reward yourself with a Maccies breakfast. Every single day!

Yeah, he's living the dream!

I've just woken up and I've got to get the kids to school. I'm nervous about how I'm going to do it. It's overwhelming and the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

I tried to get life insurance but when they found out that I take children to school they felt it was too dangerous an activity to insure me.

Should I be wearing any specialist protective equipment?

Is it a coincidence that as soon as an educated bot is trying to obtain a visa that pictures of her ‘long term’ Australia relationship appear. Our first holiday away together, showing the date on face book.

Or am I a cynic

I know it's a seemingly impossible thing to achieve White, but mindset, affirmations and snake oil will give you the superhuman powers required to smash it (as well as any other aliments that may be troubling you this week)!

PM me hun!

@fromdownwest - I don't think the application would succeed on the basis of having a valuable and rare skill set that there is a shortage of in Oz...

I notice that Uber has a prominent ad in a widely-circulated parents listings magazine. Two full pages with all the usual mum-shaming testimonials.

This is a free magazine that is distributed at nurseries, playgroups, church halls, waiting rooms etc. Brilliant way to get "in" with new mums who might be feeling lonely or vulnerable.

The awful story that emerged from China regarding the death of a Nu Skin Distributor seems to be coming to the attention of the financial sector.

Real concerns emerging that the Chinese authorities may yet launch another crackdown on MLM's

thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=2883496

It seems that despite having always hired party planners in the past Uber is going to plan her own wedding because she wants to.

Of course it'll be nothing to do with a plummeting income, significantly smaller cheques and the arse dropping out of FL will it ...

We'll slowly see more and more of these cut-back measures from all bots over the coming year .... the home hair dyes rather than salons, the budget hotels, the flash cars suddenly not appearing in photos, training sessions at home in your shed rather than hired venues, selling your cast-offs rather than donating to charity etc

Kenny - I have noticed that one of them is selling her Top of the Line Range Rover - no indication that its to upgrade!

....stick on false eyelashes rather than salon ones....

... Laboutin rather than Louboutin

It was reading about the Chairman's bonus weekend last year in Dallas that really got me into this group. even thought I had no idea who anyone was at the time......the slow realisation that Yawn wasn't getting a cheque and Roomie being the gift that kept on giving

Chairman's bonus is around the 8th May this year, a bit later than usual I think.

It's going to be interesting to see what the cheques look like.

I wouldn't be surprised if Uber had bought herself a cheque roughly the same as last year. Does anyone know what level Castle qualified at?

I have noticed Uber at baby groups a lot recently. At one I’m sure she was helping to launch another mum’s new business.

Does anybody else think that in her lives yawn looks exhausted? Her eyes look awful. Probably worrying about how she is going to save face when she receives no cheque again this year.

She’s so thickly plastered in makeup she looks like a drag queen!

In photos she can add stroke a pose and add filters and soften her appearance but the lives are more representative of what she looks like

Lol she inadvertently gave something away in her latest live, you can hear the ‘team training’ in the background and she’s telling them to order a product they’ve never ordered before..... hmmmm

‘Reinvest some of your profit...’

Lol

Castlebot has some of her team out with her at the mo.

Interesting that this bizniz which allows you to be at home with you kids "making memories" actually means a few days completely away from them....

I wonder who paid for the flights.. ... And the food and drink....

One thing I always think is really sad is that there is never any mention of castle’s son having any friends. It seems such a lonely life for him.