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MLM Bot Watch 47

987 replies

BSintolerant · 20/03/2019 21:29

The thread where network marketing / multilevel marketing goes local - not global.

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SaucySausageSandwiches · 10/04/2019 17:45

I’ve found someone I thought was pornbot but she’s a lot older than the others and has 0 engagement on her posts so I don’t think it’s the right person 🤦‍♀️

DoraExplorer99 · 10/04/2019 18:13

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Jasmin82 · 10/04/2019 18:20

I found pornbot by process of elimination. Fb search "Essens UK" and then go down the list of people. I found her in the first 5 results, but might be different for different people.

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 10/04/2019 19:23

I found pornbot on the MLM lies exposed page in a thread about TS Life in July 2018

SnoogyWoo · 10/04/2019 19:45

Think Castle plugged into every female insecurity going with that latest post Grin

Norma27 · 10/04/2019 19:55

Do we think yawn has had to give up her gym membership now as she can’t afford it? Not seen any mention of it for a while.

spanfan · 10/04/2019 19:59

9 days and it's ALL AMAZING.

So quick you can hardly believe it.....

😂😂😂😂

My bullshitometer as exploded

BSintolerant · 10/04/2019 21:23

Norma27 you may well have invoked the MLM Law of Reaction by mentioning Yawn's gym membership. In the next few days she'll go to the gym, take a few selfies before going straight home just to prove our suspicions wrong.

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BSintolerant · 10/04/2019 21:34

SnoggyWoo that C9 post of Castle's with its scattergun marketing approach shows how desperate she is to flog the stuff. Does she think that listing all those insecurities will make her appear vulnerable, likeable and human? Playing the empathy card might persuade people who are easily led and with limited capacity for critical thought to part with their money and line her pockets. The rest of us can see right through the BS.

What a load of cock!

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ticktock19 · 10/04/2019 21:48

@DoraExplorer99 @SaucySausageSandwiches @CurlsandCurves

This is the mlm lies exposed post that pornbot comments on saying that she has tried some of the products from TS life.
I posted it before but then saw that Twinset had worked out who she was, so stupidly deleted it 🤦‍♀️.

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Ladiva1971 · 10/04/2019 22:04

It's all good I PM'D them :D

Whiterangey · 10/04/2019 23:04

I followed jasmin82 instructions and finally found her,thank you.

Different surname to the newspaper article.

Whiterangey · 10/04/2019 23:13

We all know that doing the C9 will show a substantial weightloss on the scales, up to 20lbs. In reality about a lb of that will be fast loss and the rest will be water which will go back on within a few days of stopping it.

If not being happy with your body makes you turn to alcohol you have problems that a C9 won't fix.

The is nothing wrong with her body in the before photo, which is just as well because that is what her body will revert to after she finishes the C9.

That is an extreme amount of self loathing in her post which is not healthy, learning to love her body would be healthier

JaniceBattersby · 10/04/2019 23:22

Norma27 you may well have invoked the MLM Law of Reaction by mentioning Yawn's gym membership. In the next few days she'll go to the gym, take a few selfies before going straight home just to prove our suspicions wrong.

Yes remember when we said we hadn’t seen the shed for a while and it’s been in literally every post since then Grin

FranceTeam · 10/04/2019 23:31

What does being on a C9 actually involve? Is it just drinking the gel stuff, which I thought they did anyway?

BSintolerant · 10/04/2019 23:38

Oh yes, the white shed! Do you think we hadn't seen it for a while because Yawn was hiding her invisible cheque in there? You know, that CB cheque she didn't get in 2018 in the sum of six figures - all of them '0'?

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Ajgee · 11/04/2019 01:16

Brilliant thread. I've been fascinated by MLM since USI Tech spread a few years back. It's how brazen they all are that I find incredible.

Please can I have a clue for Messiah? The rest I've figured out.

Norma27 · 11/04/2019 06:26

Ha ha yes I’m waiting for yawn’s action shots in the gym now.
Or some excuse for why she is unable to exercise at the moment!

Norma27 · 11/04/2019 08:24

Loving Uber’s post showing last 3 yrs cheques.
She ‘forgot’ 2016 tho. I wonder why?
Does she not want to show the rapid decline forever is experiencing from 2016.
Smoke and mirrors and bullshit again!

GrimDamnFanjo · 11/04/2019 08:27

How did people qualify for Stockholm? What do the numbers mean?
I'm a bit puzzled as to how the one I know is on the list...

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 11/04/2019 08:58

BINGO!! Yawn has her workout gear on for a high intensity cardio session.

Now is she just alluding to going to the gym or are we going to get proper photos from inside the gym itself later......

Teddy1970 · 11/04/2019 09:01

I just going to say the same OhMyGod...right on cue, the bots are very predictable.

Norma27 · 11/04/2019 09:12

Oh My God! Yawn is hilarious and so predictable!
Now I’m wondering where the pics of Mr Yawn’s lease car are? Or has that had to go back because it is to expensive hence buying the cheap dog wagon?
Nothing wrong with not being able to afford new cars by the way. I drive a battered old thing but it gets me from a to b for now anyway!

ticktock19 · 11/04/2019 09:23

Haha...you lot are amazing..the law of reaction is a truly wondrous thing

Teddy1970 · 11/04/2019 09:28

She's got to put photos of inside the gym now it's been mentioned, I bet she's cursing us making her do all these things when she could be out prospecting!