MLM Bot Watch 42

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This is the 42nd thread in a long series about the dangers of network marketing/ MLMs such as Forever Living, Ariix, NuSkin, Arbonne, Younique, TS Life, and MANY MANY more!
Posts here will give examples of the lies told by 'top bots' who portray luxury lifestyles in order to lure in new victims and of the other techniques and brainwashing used by MLMs
Over 90% of people who join an MLM end up LOSING money. Always bear that in mind when considering paying money to join!

Well she obviously didn’t get anybody to proof read the website!

Am I right in thinking that her book is being "published" by a company that you pay to publish things?

If so, how much does it cost?

Roomie is disgraceful. You have every right to sign yourself out of a hospital against medical advice. You have every right to cry, plead, and beg to be let out when you know that all you need to do is heal and you can do that at home.

You DO NOT sneak out without letting anyone know, that is disgraceful and people would have been concerned and looking for her, wasting peoples time.

You also do not take anything related to your thyroid without medical advice, that is stupid, if you do, you fess up at the hospital which it sounds like she hasn't done.

Why take thyroid medication when you don't need it? That is a serious question. I know it will help you lose weight, but I had post partum thyroidsomething once which is hyperthyroidism that clears up, it was miserable and it lasted a very short while.

What an absolute idiot.

She is a twat but obviously thinks that she is hilarious.
I really wish the nhs could charge her for wasting their time.

She's such a tool.

GOD I've just seen yawns new business cards. She really thinks she's something special!! Public speaker? and Mum, wife, world traveller. WTF?!

Somebody else I know has signed up to Herbalife. Really bloody hate them, and especially hate the sports starts who allow themselves to be sponsored by them and talk their absolute shite to young, impressionable kids.
And I’m talking about you Nile Wilson. British gymnast who has so many young gymnasts idolise him.

I might print some of my own business cards.
I’m thinking ‘reader, coronation street watcher and pyramid scheme hater’ should do it. Just need to think of a catchy quote now.

They do put some bullshit on their business cards and bio.

On her bio on Instagram and fb Roomie describes herself as a property developer ( does selling a big detached house and downsizing to a run-down terraced house which you are going to do up qualify you as a property developer these days ? ) and an author ( yeah, we'll see about that when the book comes out eh? Putting 70,000+ words down does not make you an author )

I might describe myself as a Lottery Winner (once one a tenner when the National Lottery first started), Super Model ( appeared in a Kay's catalogue when I was about 6 years old ....true story!!) and International Photographer (I've taken photos on holiday abroad)

Kenny yours is so much better than mine.

Actually I could be a slot queen (won 5 figures on a Vegas slot machine), maybe I could teach others how to be lucky. Would stand more chance in Vegas than pouring money into forever shite, herbashite and others.
Don’t forget we are all entrapeneurs too! Can’t afford a dictionary tho.

Yawn speaking publicly is the best cure ever for insomnia Zzzzz..at least Castle is quite good at public speaking, shame she didn't invest her time and energy in a bona fide business..

Well that explains why Roomie was loosing weight on her C9. Stupid girl she could have killed herself. The lengths these women will go to to peddle their shit.

The fb link on Roomie's new website isn't quite right! And the use of apostrophes on her 'about me' page is terrible.

From Roomies Site

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

2 of my Herbalife bots are off to Paris in a cultfest. Can’t want for the gazillion pics they have to put on Facebook! Wonder how much it has cost them?

Seems like Roomie has paid £3999 to get her book published.

Has yawn made it further than 2 weeks on the costa del sol or the FL rallies? Such a jetsetter!

HOW MUCH? @Happypuppy. How on earth does her husband put up with her and all her FL shite. She must cost him a fortune

Is Tropic mlm?

Tropic is MLM.

The company does also have an academy option of just £999 discounted to £799 so maybe she did that not the nearly £4000 publish your book package. I think someone said that the company is run by a former MLMer - I can certainly believe that given all the talk of their course providing your with a 'blueprint' to writing and marketing your book. (I'm not implying that the company is an MLM! Just that the use of language is similar to how bots talk about their mentoring)

I've sussed all the others - but any hints as to who roomie and Yawn are?

Any news on Total Shite? Other that the usual vague-yet-arrogant boasts from Messiah, it seems pretty quiet.

Same with Wig’n’Sleaze: other than “adding gold” to their imaginary passive income “portfolio”, no new scam this week. Wonder whether their recycle bot has cleansed the world of plastic/made them millionaires yet?

Hmmm. It looks like most Total Shite bots can’t give the stuff away. I mean that literally: every one that I’ve checked up on so far is running like/tag/share competitions to “win” samples of the products. They appear to be shouting into the void...

Not to mention that TS payday has been and gone very quietly indeed.

Funny that, @BanginOn