MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

Link to this amazing article?

I completely agree @Twenty. But quite a few of these sites will just accept press releases and present them as a news story. Yuck.

Arbunne, that is no longer lazy, but dishonest journalism. In fact, there is no journalism involved, as the release is uncritically multiplied (for a fee?), with no editorial oversight, but an implicit endorsement.
The
My current incarnation involves 're-editorialising' press releases to give interested parties an idea of context/intentions. I never thought that 'real news outlets' would do anything less. What a pitiful state of affairs.

No idea where the assertive and random 'The' came from.
In the interests of quality journalism, I have sacked my subbie self.

Here’s another crypto influencer whose opinions are widely shared by bots, and which are all paid for/promoted endorsements:

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/cryptocurrency-price-change-value-john-mcafee-twitter-bitcoin-latest-a8286806.html?amp

Gotta love John Mcafee.

What wine goes best with dick for when he has to eat his?

Presumably you'd spit it out at a wine tasting event.

BS!

That is brilliant! Someone needs to suggest that to him.

This is the site where you can keep track of how likely his dick eating will be by tracking how much Bitcoin should be worth to rise to the $1million by the end of 2020.

diegorod.github.io/WillMcAfeeEatHisOwnDick/

Has anyone got the Forbes link? Had a quick Google and can't find it linked in any Bot profiles either.

I can't find it either @entrepeneur

Day 3 of the C9 ..... may as well stick a dollop of ice cream on top and be done with it..

Sorry did I type that out loud.

Strewth. I went looking for the link and was waylaid by a singular piece "Characterization of the Mel1c melatoninergic receptor in platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus)"

I understood quite a lot of the words.

I was particularly hot on the definite articles.

Just seen this posted on a bot’s FB page:

“I’ve seen so many people leaving our industry recently because they haven’t had ‘time freedom’ they were promised after 6 months, or they’re sick of being on their phone all the time....

R E A L I T Y C H E C K

Time freedom comes years down the line after the long days, all nighters, being rejected 1000’s of times, blood sweat and tears, being glued to your phone or laptop, sacrificing nights out

This industry isn’t for everyone and most people won’t be prepared to do what it takes - which is absolutely fine, if it was easy everyone would be doing it

People just need to set realistic expectations when bringing new people into their teams....3-5 maybe 10 years of hard work, being consistent, not giving up is what it will take to get you anywhere close to a real residual income and true time freedom

BUT you can earn great money along the way, Live a more flexible life in terms of where you work and have tonnes of fun if you do it right. And even if it took 20 years, wouldn’t it be worth it to live the life of your dreams??

NWM Is not perfect, it’s just a better way”

I’m so confused! I thought the whole point was you would have time-freedom, full time wage for part-time hours, can work around your kids etc and that the money would fall into your outstretched hands like apples from a tree! But now you’re saying that you have to work your arse off constantly for years and earn sod all????

And even if you do eventually achieve time and financial freedom after 10 years of hell, none of the people underneath you will have achieved it because you can't achieve it without all those people under you paying in.

Above bot is a Valentus bot, one of Salon’s inner circle. So she’d know about businesses collapsing... first hand.

@OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny On day 3 of the C9 you can 600 calories for a meal apparently. A level tablespoon of peanut butter is about 100 calories, you wouldn't be able to taste that in a smoothie so you'd add a huge dollop in there or at least a heaped spoonful. So given the lowest amount she just ate a sixth of her calories for the day with a teeny tiny amount of peanut butter. It's likely closer to 300 or maybe more. I did see one video where she was putting a dollop of it in a smoothie.

So have I got this right? In MLM you need to work all day and night, get rejected 1000s of times, sacrifice blood, sweat, tears and nights out and be glued to your phone or laptop but you'll have tons of fun doing it? That's not really my idea of fun 😳

And the replies are GOLD:

“I haven’t ate a meal with both hands in the past 2 years. My little finger is deformed off having my phone it constantly. But seeing my team grow and learn makes me care not a jot that I’ve forgot how to use a knife and fork”

@whiterangey - a tablespoon of chia seeds is approx 70 calories and a banana is around 100. Add that to the peanut butter and that leaves very few calories for "dinner".

TBH, it has nothing to do with actually adhering to the C9 or any calorie control, it is all about selling a big ticket item in terms of CCs. Yawn's personal body image issues or inability to count calories do not come into it.
The exercise is about selling the box.

Obtuse angel/angle bot sells the C9 and the C15 plans as the Body Harmony plan on her website. No mention of it being Forever Living...