MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

Why on earth would you brag about a big standard hotel room with crappy view? They could have filmed the lobby or bar rather than showing two double beds in a shared standard sized room ..

Guys! Guys! We’re all too focussed on Aloe fun in Dallas and we’re missing out on the chance to become #CryptoEducated!

With help from Wig & Sleaze we can apparently get a PhD in crypto currency!!!

What are we waiting for? Let’s smash those promotions & get our doctorates by paying just £20 to get started!

Check out the comment from another bot on the illicit photo of yawn. Looks like everyone sees her for who she really is. Funny how yawn is tagged but it's not on her wall which means she's gone and I stopped it herself. I bet there's been some repercussions for that.

Son 1 completed his four year MMath in 2016 and has a student loan in excess of £60K which is increasing every month. He is due to finish his PhD in 2020. I'm going to tell him he could have paid £20 instead...

Can’t see any comments - what did it say?!

Another bot said 'she's going to love you for this' followed by 😂

Click on the pic and you'll see comments. Uh oh. Yawn has added her comment. She's not happy

I want a PHD! I've paid my £20.

You may now call me Dr Whiterangey.

They are stupid, so stupid, it would be funny if it wasn't so.. nope it's just funny.

I think they must have spent tens of thousands trying to make it big in cryptocurrency, with not a lot of it being their own money. They spent huge amounts in GCC and were travelling all over the world, paid for by themselves.

Since then i've lost count. I believe they invested in Bitcoin before it fell and Litecoin and Ethereum before they fell.

They have totally dropped the car scheme from their portfolio now, must have realised their is no way they can get 81 people to trust them now.

Hang on. Has sleaze deleted his FB account?

In the meantime broke has reactivated an old account. Some of the posts from 2016 are .... interesting.

I saw those Naked Eye opening to say the least!!

Ex flp bot here. Haven’t posted on mumsnet since 2016!! I thought about you guys today though when I realised it was fake cheque time! Have to follow now to see what’s gonna happen this year as surely to god this will be the final Rally ever as it’s such a big fat flop!

Saw Uber's live - even 3 hours of that bollcks would finish me off.

I actually think it’s a bit cruel of Yawn’s teamie to post that photo. She looks TERRIBLE. Why would you do that when you had to share a room with her for the next week?

Anyway, the whole shebang just has a big air of desperation about it. The wheels do seem to be falling off. Which is such a massive shame

Aaand just like magic, said gym pic is gone..

If the top prize is a week of FLP Global Eeeekfest in Dallas, is the second prize two weeks?

Ooh bet there's a bit of an atmosphere in that small hotel room tonight! Although that is what Yawn actually looks like and that's what her Teamie sees every day so she probably didn't think anything of posting the photo.

I’m trying to figure out who yawn is! I’m out of touch I am from the days of barnbot, castlebot, number1bot and the male bot who jumped ship from JP to FLP and I think he’s moved on again since

Isnt the whole thing just sad!! I mean , i go on 3/4 holidays a year from my PAID J.O.B, the 25 days of holidays im entitled to and i dont put up videos of my hotel room and bathroom..! Its just sad ,really is. I might do a facebook “check in”, but thats it..! Thats something a child would do,and thats what these people remind me of,children pretending they own businesses, playing grown up!

Sean when you are on holiday though it’s a holiday. When FLP bots are on holiday they are at a conference. They get a few hours alone time that’s it. My upline went to South Africa in 2016 and she has since also left and she told me the shit that goes on

I actually thought Yawn looked fine in that pic, but yes a million miles different from her public persona on her own page. She seems to try and look as if she isn't a naturally bigger built woman when, if she owned it, I think she would look amazing. I agree she needs to stop faking weight loss to try to shift sales.

I see the pic has been deleted now. A poster said above Yawn commented on it and wasn't happy. What did she say?

I'm curious about Lanzabot- how she managed to qualify yet doesn't obviously work the business, how she isn't using it to advertise as she would have in the past- do you think she may be giving up FLP soon?

@Movedonup- you may remember Yawn as Browbot.

@Mielabel - something like "that's fucking vile". I find it troubling that that is someone's reaction to an honest representation of themselves.

I THINK i know who it is now. Blonde? Married? Fond of a selfie and red Lippy?