MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

If I had the money yawn claims I would definitely pay the extra for two bedrooms. Especially sharing for a whole week.
Come on mr yawn. Give us some excuses!

I've stayed in more spacious and better-appointed Premier Inn rooms.

That's a tight space to share with someone you're not on intimate terms with for a week.

This means more downtime spent in the bar or other locale with breathing space. More expenses (&tips!).

I'm sure her little follower will be over the moon regardless, I mean she's "the chosen one" who gets to go to a Global Rally with her idol.

She has ditched the boss, become fully botted up and is a "positivity magnet" dontcha know (yes her fb really says that!!) so the law of attraction payback is an economy flight and basic hotel room share. Not to mention endless FL presentations, training, tours etc when not looking at the car park from the bedroom window. Wowsers!

Let's hope she can afford the extras and doesn't bankrupt herself in trying to keep up with the champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget.

So this is the absolute apex of a bot's life?

Ye gods, I would part with good money not to be subjected to a week like that!

My point regarding Broke’s BPD, is that seems to be a new one. He’s always been very frank about all his “aliments” so to all of a sudden declare he has what can be a very severe illness when he’s never mentioned it before makes me wonder.
I don’t doubt he loves the children he has living with him now, he seems like he does, but I can imagine if he has as much lack of impulse control at home as he does in his online persona, added to his delusion that MLM will make him rich while it actually make him poor, then that could be a concern for the stability of the kids. Also if he is off his meds because of this supposed cure all oil, that’s very concerning.

I have experience of an ex-colleague who I later discovered had BPD. She would tell huge whopping lies about deaths, miscarriages, accidents and crimes that had happened to her or her family. I, ignorant of her issues once called her out for lying about the death of her younger (non existent) brother and she set about discrediting me and lying to my boss to the point I was hauled in for a pre disciplinary interview. Everything she said was unfounded. She turned the whole office against me, then, out of the blue on my birthday and when I was pretty much ready to quit, publicly gave me a hug and a card in front of everyone like I was her best friend. It was scary.

Oh dear I think the room mates might fall out as it seems that Yawn's bot didn't get the memo about not sharing unfiltered photos on fb!!

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny
I can’t imagine that photo staying up very long!!

That is the best thing I have seen all year!! Ha ha she definitely did not get the memo!!

Kenny That made me laugh!!

Oh my word that has made my day!!!

Revenge from Yawn's bot for the immigration photo Yawn posted of her yesterday with the ill-advised adjective to describe her travelling companion? I'd like to hope so! She can dish it out but can't take it.

Just to make it clear I am not having a go at her weight, shape etc (before someone says about it being a personal attack ).

I just think that it's a great photo that illustrates how different reality is to the filtered, cropped photos we normally see.

No posed smile or pout, no choosing a flattering angle, no hours spent on hair and make up to look "effortlessly" picture perfect, no choosing the best pic from hundreds, no adjusting of colours/focus or adding filters, no careful placement of status symbol possessions....... just the cold, hard truth, a spilt second of real life, which of course is something the bots don't ever give us.

Totally agree. Rather than the preened and perfected version, we see a normal woman in her late 30's looking exactly like a normal woman in her late 30's.

The photo is a bit different to the filtered one on yawn’s own Facebook page at the same time.
Again, couldn’t care less about her size, shape, looks etc. It is the fact she constantly lies about these things to lull people into her pyramid scheme. Not caring about how much money they lose or mental damage it could inflict on them.

That photo is the best thing i've seen in a while, it's hilarious.

Yawn isn't having a good trip. She's had her financial status dispelled, and now her weight. The last C9 where she ate all the food i'm sure she mentioned she dropped a dress size.

Do you know who fatshames? Yawn does. Constantly telling people they should try the C9 and whatever else she sells so they can lose weight.

Women are under enough pressure already without bots pushing bullshit weight loss crap at them. It's that kind of bullshit which can contribute to eating disorders and poor self image.

Did you know that Anorexia has a 20% mortality rate?

Then you have all the other eating disorders.

Also lots of women who hate themselves because they don't look like supermodels.

Women hating the reflection they see in the mirror.

So much pressure on all of us, some of it caused by people like Yawn acting like they are your BFF to sell you some crap by telling you that you can lose 20lbs in 9 days. Then you feel even shittier when the weight goes straight back on afterwards.

I'm unashamedly going to be smirking about that photo all day, for all the women she has fatshamed and made feel less than perfect.

As everyone says, it's the body of someone her age, she should be proud of it instead of pretending it doesn't exist. Like her financial situation, it doesn't fit how she portrays herself to not have a supermodel type body.

I so agree whiterangey. I am 42. Got 2 kids and surprisingly don’t have the same body shape I had in my twenties. I don’t even know how to use filters to con people about what I look like. I can’t understand what these people think when they actually meet her and she looks nothing like her pics in Facebook.
I am trying to get fitter and joined a couch to 5k club. Won’t be lying about what I look like tho. Just hoping to be able to get fitter, leaner and enjoy running with mates.

Who are these bots and where do I find them? I want to have a nosey please!!

Broke is now telling us that he is sleep depraved (sic), and is pushing the melatonin-containing product.

He is careful to say he cannot stock the stuff, but that it can be obtained from his website.

I admit to not being completely au fait with the legislation in this respect, but I would have thought that, whether or not the 'parent' company is based in the US, he as a distributor is UK-based and would still fall foul of the rules on controlled substances?

Just a tad.

With melatonin you can buy it yourself from foreign countries if you just get it for yourself. You are not allowed to sell it from this country. That includes selling it through websites. A person in the U.K. should not be selling it without a prescription.

Strange how that pic of Yawn is public and so much else on her teamie-bot’s Profile is friends only... How delightfully passive aggressive of her.

That is also my understanding Toobusy.

Broke is aware of this, and seems to think that if it is ordered through his site hosted by the US-based company, he can get around it.

I also have screenshots of him previously offering to procure it by tagging it on to his 'personal' order.

PHD bot is in Dallas but is keeping it very quiet. The only indication that she has gone is she asked to borrow some cowboy boots a couple of weeks ago. I wonder if that is a mixture of a greatly reduced cheque and pretending she is some shit hot training guru.

Lanzabot is also keeping quiet, now, she was talking about Dallas on her business page, it's now gone, the whole page. She may be posting to friends only on facebook, but that defeats the whole purpose of a trip like that, which is to show off.

To get 5k Lanza must have hustled a lot the past year, yet isn't posting at all about it, she isn't even tagged in anything.

Uber bot’s live feed of the conference makes it look just as dull (more so) than you’d guess.
Having to attend that is NOT a holiday. Eurgh.