MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

4 have qualified at 5k? Only 4?

Really?

That is shocking, but absolutely wonderful, it really does look like forever is on it's way out in the UK.

In my head I always refer to ex no1 and hubby as the blood suckers, because of their surname.

@DoraExplorer99 Do you know how many others have qualified for a cheque in total?

Yawn is claiming again she took last year off to renovate the house. Getting the low cheque excuse in early for the second time. I'm convinced.

@DoraExplorer99 Do you know how many qualified at level 3, level 2, and level 1?

I've got a full list of last years recipients along with their amounts and it does look like there will be some drastic cuts among the 'elite'.

I am sickened by the ex number 1 because she has moved her focus to countries in Africa. It’s wicked, absolutely wicked to make money by exploiting people in developing countries. Shame on her, hasn’t she made enough money yet?

Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk huns, a new yellow suitcase , ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk......they should all carry these,so we can see them coming a mile away and run for the hills!!!

Is ex number 1 a big fan of elephants and posts about them and her travels? Or am I following the wrong person?

Ah yes, just clocked the suitcase photo is hers.

That case is awful! Love how the bots all think it is amazing.

Is that the big surprise gift that everyone was going to get?

That's going to be fun for them all having to bring an extra suitcase back on the plane.

Ex number 1's surname is a blood sucking creature, just spelt differently. Which is very fitting.

A parasite!!!

Got it. A bloodsucker indeed, she makes me the angriest out of all of them.

The low bots are just so eager to please and be acknowledged aren't they? If they were given one of these suitcases they'd be eeeeeking all over fb and wetting themselves with excitement.

It's a frigging ugly yellow suitcase FFS

They've got to recycle their awful product containers somehow. You wouldn't catch me dead with one of those yellow plastic cases. In fact, you wouldn't catch me putting someone dead inside of one either.

The suitcase is the colour of vomit

Non filtered photo of Yawn on her facebook. A lot different to the filtered one taken a few hours earlier. No filter is a bot nightmare. I don't understand the filter obsession, people are going to see you in real life and they know what you look like. Filters and angles are a bots best friend.

Bloodsucker is disgusting, truly disgusting

This is what the 5k's got:

40th anniversary suitcase
$200 gift voucher to spend in the shop at Southfork
$2500 on a forever credit card
Notebooks and pens for 40th anniversary
Pack of postcards
Loads of products including the new aloe in new pack
and more stuff!

So they must be changing to cardboard cartons for the aloe gloop instead of the plastic bottles. Good for the environment, not that it matters as the majority of bottles of gloop end up being stored in garages. I imagine it is a decision based on cost.

I've just see a video of lanzabot whooping at the new suitcase, seriously whooping.

I thought ex barnbot said that lanza was getting out of the game? Seems she is as fully committed to botting as ever.

So Yawn is at the airport... is she going somewhere? I might look back through some of her posts to see whether she’s left any clues.

Brooke's got a great review of the Snake Oil coming soon from a hospital consultant and nurse. I wonder if he will use their actual names on it? I am not convinced they actually exist but I could be wrong!

Arbunne I’ve still not seen any mention of her going anywhere on Facebook. You must be mistaken. Maybe she likes watching the planes?

Parasite is like the grand mummy of FL, the mother queen

Yawn is just seeing some friends off on holiday, she would have left some clues if she was going away. Silly @ArbunneHun

I do hope that they all tip well while in Dallas, especially while at restaurants. I know that restaurant staff hate the Mary Kay conference for that reason as the attendees can't afford to go and a lot of them don't tip.

Hopefully they have received guidance on American tipping culture, well it's not a culture it's actually how servers make a wage so it's vital people tip. 2500 and above should have enough forever spending money to do so, but those below only get $500 for the week so may not be that generous.