I knew there had there had to be an advantage to being single/celibate since the age of 41. It wasn't really planned but life twists and turns and all that.
No painful sex for me. Vibrator still gets the job done (had to stock up when I entered the sex surge phase which I think is dying off now). No idea what it all looks like down there and no man to ask for an appraisal.
Used to get UTI's sometimes usually caused by too much sex. Always used to happen on holidays when sex became a daily/twice daily holiday event. Haven't had one for said 12 years of revirginhood (I'm 53 now) and I bloody hope I'm not about to start getting them.
Haven't missed a single period yet although my cycle has shortened from 35 days to 26 days now. Things are definately going on (see comment on my transformation to horny teenage boy above).
Seriously almost 54 and not missed a period yet. Every bloody month there it is.
Perhaps I am destined to end up on the front of the sun - you know one of these trashy articles 59 year old has sex once in twenty years and falls pregnant with triplets.
Will all this soreness just pass me by then or do I have it still to come. I guess I do sometimes feel a bit 'uncomfortable' down there but it seems to go away after a short period of time. I wonder if that is the start. Do I even need to have smears anymore?
Feeling the need to rush out and have alot of sex so I can get answers to all the questions - does it hurt, does it still work, has it changed appearance, will I get a UTI.
Nah on second thoughts I'm just going to kick back with Colin coming out of the lake, the Gene Genie or perhaps a bit of Russel in the Gladiator. I actually rewatched that recently and was aware I was doing these little 'sighs' every time Russel did something brave, honorable or just downright swoonworthy. I'm living the dream, tv remote in one hand, icecream in the other and that selfish little bitch down below better not start ruining it for me