Roll up, roll u, once in a lifetime opurtunity to meed with the one and only world famous Suzy Wong and you have until October thee 7th to plan it so no excuses Gimps.

[fairyfly]

She's like a real life girl who lives in oz, we shall stroke and kiss her and drink champagne, who's up for it.

London is the place i might add. God knows where yet.

Oh salivate and drool at the tales of continental ham

Did you know there is NO serrano ham to be had in this continent. They won't let it in. And no free range pork supplier for thousands of kilometres. Hey Ho

Of course there's room for tigermoth, there's room for all of you! Waiter - bring us another trough of salami and another vat of wine. Huzzah!

I smell a business opportunity there SW
A few pigs...a friendly abbatoir...a few troughs for curing and a cool place to hang 'em...

lurve the nail varnish on trotter idea. Inspired!

Batters hello - nice to see you too. We are just back till Wednesday then back to Devon again. I will email you today.

so
anyone got any ideas for a central London venue?

I'll have a good think suzy - just need a time and place and we're there.

PS - batters please eamil me as I cannot find your home email address - have emailed you at work.

so come on
who has their finger on the pulse of Happening London these days?
any venue recommendations?

Or am I billy no mates?

I'll take it to be the latter optioin then

Wish I could come Suzy.....

please bear in mind you may not be able to post freely here in future

Not stopping over in Sydney on your way over SW?

Oooh. Oooh. HANG ON!!!!!!!

That might co-incide with my planned-but-not-yet-booked-or-more-importantly-paid-for jolly back to the UK.

If you find yourself on a 24 hour flight with an irritated thirty-something, invariably clutching a smuggled on bottle of wine, with a "charming" 3 year old, feel free to either scream "ARFISHY!" or keep your head down and feel grateful that it isn't you being tutted at by the rest of the plane.

Hmm. Thinking about it though, even if I am in the UK I'm not sure how I'll manage to wangle a meet up in the city while I'm there on my own with DD. Perhaps suggest a 2pm start? DD is trained to last 1 bottle hour at lunch venues which serve wine.

someone can take turns to bring out cheese and onion crisps and lemonade, we'll find a quiet spot for her and her buggy.

Yep. This calls for a Greggs sausage roll and a fruit shoot.

will you really be here on October 7th arfy, terrorists permitting?

I am thinking about All Bar One or The Pitcher and Piano both on Dean Street in Soho.

Or maybe the phonebox outside

I have an excuse - Oct 7th is my birthday

Just a wee bump so that this doesn't slip my mind.

RIGHT CAN WE HAVE SOME ORDER HERE.

WHO IS COMING?

NAMES HERE PLEASE

can someone tell me what is actually happening and when my big sister will actually be over?

If you read the title

meeting on 7th October in soho. venue tbc.

Names in an orderly list please

yes come on, I have to make nametags and party hats and peg dollies for those unable to attend

right, I am starting to take this lacksadaisical approach to my generous offer of an audience with myself VERY seriously now. Time is ticking. Chop chop or there could be a sulk coming on.

I'll bring some Brownies, I am an amusing drunk. Don't make me sound anymore desparate than I already am.

I'm sure they do booths for 3 people in McDonalds

SNORT
you cheeky young upstart, top marks for mirth

Change the venue to Wind Street, Swansea

You'd have a much better piss up with me

yes please