Brighton Meet in May

[ConfusedPixie]

Who's up for? What date? Where to go?

Saturday's are: 4th, 11th, 18th, 25th.

18th suits me best and my birthday is the 20th and I want to get drunk

[DoreensEatingHerSoreen]

This is a 'confirmed' from me

I totally think we should gate crash SirBoob's birthday drinks afterwards

[melodyangel]

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered - about five foot please!
Gardeners are a hardy lot and go ahead almost whatever the weather apparently. I'm more the fair weather only type.

Have a lovely time.

[SirBoobAlot]

You can't crash, I've got a date!

I'm looking forward to seeing you all, and will not be drinking much this time...

[MABS]

shouldn't have said that SirBoob , really shouldn't :) xx

[SirBoobAlot]

BBB just seen your post I shall give juicy details on Saturday

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

We will follow you.
You do know that don't you Boobster?
And peep at you from behind curtains, and small, Italian waiters.

[SirBoobAlot]

He had offered to meet me in central Brighton.

Am going to discourage him.

[SirBoobAlot]

at 'small, Italian waiters'.

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

We could leave a treasure trail for him to follow.

[SirBoobAlot]

Are you drinking in preparation for drinking?

That'll terrify the poor bastard, I've only been seeing him a few weeks...

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Me, I'm stone cold my love.

We could all bring a pair of red knickers and leave them strategically placed around The Lanes. With a tantalising chocolate in every other pair.

[SirBoobAlot]

Is the prize going to be me tied up with spaghetti at the end?

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Exactemento smothered in puttanesca!

[DoreensEatingHerSoreen]

Ha ha ha

[SirBoobAlot]

This relationship is doomed before it's even begun

Hope he likes red knickers and Italian cheese...

[ConfusedPixie]

TBF, the poor sod probably wouldn't realise the effort of red knickers and chocolates was all for him, we are in Brighton after all!

I'll follow with the rest , my birthday plans have gone down the drain because I am so disorganised and forgot to buy tickets to this thing going on this weekend! Trying to convince DP he needs to pick me up and we need to go drinking after the MN meet but he's dubious about coming anywhere near the MN Meet

[SirBoobAlot]

Oooh there will be him and my new bloke standing outside, looking rather frightened, and surrounded by red knickers in various sizes.

This could be fun, actually...

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Pixie "the poor sod" would know they were for him they had his name in fuschia icing on them!
And that would speed him up so Boobster didn't freeze her tits off waiting for him tied up under the pier.



Please make me stop

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

if

[SirBoobAlot]

I just choked and snorted reading that.

Don't tie me up under the pier. Elsewhere, whatever. Not under the pier though. Give a girl some credit.

I've told him I'm meeting some ladies from a parenting forum, and they're all lovely...

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Now you know you shouldn't tell fibs.
You must tell him that some of us are atrocious cunts!

And have badges to prove it.

[SirBoobAlot]

Someone better make me a "Happy birthday, you atrocious cunt!" badge.

Just saying

[ConfusedPixie]

If badges are being made I would love one that simply states "wankbadger", I've love you forever

[SirBoobAlot]

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Piss shit fuck ARSE.

RL has gotten in the way and I now can't come on Saturday. and I was SO looking forward to coming to Brighton - haven't been there since I was a teenager.

Hoping to make it to the London meet up later in the month if I can find the thread though.

Everyone have a rockin' good time please and come back and tell me all about it!