FUTURE LONDON MEET-UP TBC

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Well someone had to start the new thread.

[Pagwatch]

Yy, everyone welcome.
I ha e no ham, pombears, scarves or anything else.
I do have drugs.

I was so wasted I woke up thinking there was a fucking train in my room!

[FrankWippery]

Hotcoffee of course. Are you a good drinker and can you talk bollocks, loudly and at speed? If so, you're in.

Yes Hully, Pag and I are proper druggies you know.

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

It was in your room pag.

That picture is brilliant. You should go and link it on tripadvisor (shame you haven't got a photo of yourself looking mournful and pointing a la take a Break article or similar)

[FrankWippery]

Excellent xpost Pags!

[Hullygully]

yy photoshop yourself into it, but with a copy of Horse and Hound for Clarse

[FrankWippery]

Yes but GetOrf, did she have her beige shoes with her. All sad pointing pics for Take a Break and local rags insist on the subject wearing beige shoes.

[Pagwatch]

Oh bloody hell Getorf. I should have been by the window looking all [sadface].

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

No beige shoes

I felt Let Down.

[Hullygully]

She had a lovely frock tho

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

Yes sad face and the pointing.

Always has to be pointing.

Helps also if there is something slightly grubby in the picture, say a broken cup in the corner, or something spilled down your top, or half a dog on a sofa.

[FrankWippery]

She did.

[Suchabadperson]

I don't have a MN scarf either- too short!

I do, however have froot shoots and I reckon I can refill the bottles with gin.

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

It was a lovely frock.

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

I don't have the MN scarf either.

And I can't stand pom bears, don't waste my time with kooky crisps.

[Pagwatch]

Ooh. You liked my frock.

[happyface]

[BigStickBIWI]

Oh yes, it was a lovely frock. I especially liked the sparkly bits.

[FrankWippery]

suchabadperson - you are most definitely welcome if you're refilling froot shoots with gin.

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

You have a lovely frock Pag - you told me it was well tailored to hide your arse, but there is bloomin nothing of you!

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

Oh yes I think I remember you saying on a thread ages ago that you have a bog bottom - but you are tiny, Miss Trunchbull you aint.

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

Bog bottom oh dear

[BigStickBIWI]

[Pagwatch]

If you couldn't see the arse then it worked. See !

Gin fruit shoots? That is the a chat with social services in the making.

[Pagwatch]

Bog bottom.
Good lord!

[BrainSurgeon]

[GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt]

Sorry pag