who was bloody boring and really ugly and made crap jokes?

[cod]

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have been on msn

apparently no goss

they all love eachother

that's what you think

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It's no good, cod. We will continue with the fuzzy loveliness until you all run screaming and puking from the plooter.

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cool a bug bitch fight

Done that already 20 times today bauble!

you should have been there shouldn't you cod?!

You should have gone Cod, then you could have stirred it all up a bit!

There was nearly a fight at one point, actually. I was scared.

Kittens, baby smiles, fluffy clouds, rainbows........

was there flossam???

Well all the boring ugly ones wwren't n my table We had the 'cool' table

Keep reading that all the preggy MNers were glam - pmsl!

Yes, ML and LGJ got really upset at one point didn't they Hunker?

Look, by the simple laws of averages, someone there must have been a complete twat, bitch, bore (or was it just that I was missing?) but of course you are never going to be able to admit that on Mumsnet. We know that. But could the "ooh everyone was as lovely as could be" talk now stop.

lol

Flossam, what was the deal with the oral sex offer? I didn't even get a pudding.

Oh, yes, the wine incident!

Marsy asked for her wine as she was sitting (eating someone else's pudding and wearing Bubble's scarf) at the next table. LGJ sent a quarter-inch dreg and drank Mars's half-full glass herself! OK, fight, fight, fight!

OK, look I'm sorry. It was me, I admit it. {grin]

Now can we carry on with the warm and fuzzies?

PG MNers looked very fine!

DId Mars eat it, Bub?

LM, sorry, no - would love to have loathed someone on sight - but I didn't! And I'm normally so judgemental too - I can't understand it. Am quite about it, really.