who was bloody boring and really ugly and made crap jokes?

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So Mars nabbed my scarf and my pudding, then?

She's a shocker and no mistake!

I am so dperessed I was hoping for something of interest

I mean it's like a weding or something there must have been a sour face off some where

I had a delightful middle aged eastern european gentleman dressed in chav tracksuit offering to lick my *** and sticking his tongue out suggestively. I am a very lucky bunny. Unfortunately I was on the phone to DP at the time otherwise I'd have dropped my skirt in a flash of course. Who wouldn't?

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Did you really not reclaim your scarf then ML? Also, I seemed to end up with a bottle of wine to myself last night, someone must have gone without somewhere along the line, so I'm really sorry (was on the white BTW before ML and LGJ see this! )

and I deplore the lack of imagination and concern for us who didn't go that you didn't wast at least some of the evening making something up to shock us with..it almost seems like you enjoyed yourselves with no thought for us at all

It al

There must be someone who went who is sitting here very quietly, not joining in the mass love fest because no-one liked them or they liked no-one there. Right, where is the list of people who attended and who hasn't joined in yet?

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not your new ones !

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I realise it was hardly earth shattering.

But if you'd wanted gossip, you could've come along and made a scene.

We did talk about people who weren't there though Didn't we, Bub, LGJ and ML?

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OK here's a plan. Go through the list of people who were going (from one of those endless threads). Work out who, from that list, hasn't posted to say how marvellous it all was and then badger them until they fess up with all the dirt. The truth will out.

We sure did.

If everyone is reading pukingly lovely posts, it's because it was a pukingly lovely evening.

Last night, I fleetingly thought a certain Gina someone might appear on mumsnet on Saturday night - she last caused a stir when there was a big meetup.

I know she isn't one, but I wonder if the mumsnt trolls have ever held their own meetup

LOL tigermoth at the image of a mnet trolls' meet up. Lots of bitter little hairy people dancing around a lemon meringue pie (?) in a chilly hall somewhere.

Cod, we would get on famously in RL then (once I had shrugged off my polite persona, which doesn't normally take long). I am glad I didn't go last night. I couldn't have been nice for the entire length of the evening. Glad all the fluffy people went and had a lovely soft, girlie time though.

LM, glad you didn't come if you're such a sourpuss!

Me too!

lol bauble - you must have read my other message. Have to say though, I am a pushover for lemon meringue pie. If there was on at a party, I might well be dancing round it in glee.

I was expecting a roomful of hairy knuckled truckers.

Was sorely disappointed.

so do I need to get into msn to suss whetehr I was the boring one? I find the idea of being talked about somewhere else v creepy

We bitched about you in your absence you know