Opens door and walks into empty room. Finds chair and sits down. Coughs - it echoes.
Erm, good morning. I'm Buzzbuzzbuzz and I'm a dietaholic. You name it, I've tried it. I've got 7 stone to lose and on Monday I'm starting on a soups and shakes VLCD. It's the last diet I'm ever going to do, so it's going to work.
It's a bit loneley in here. Anyone fancy joining me for a chat? Come on, pull up a chair and let's talk bad breath, wind, spare skin, metabolic rates and hunger.