Do i run a brothel?

[fairyfly]

Does this happen to anyone else. A man i barely know has just knocked on my front door.I dont like it at this time of night, really gets my bloody heart racing. He wanted to know if he could come in for a beer.
This has happened loads, the local grocer has done it, three times it has happened with blokes coming out of the pub. I mean someone has broken in once ffs.
Do i have i like shagging pissed up men written on my forehead. Im totally shaking now.

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I dont want spare men i want none, unless of course they dont read the daily star, thats a step up

maybe he can progress to the mirror?

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Yes, can you tell them to do a special posh knock, perhaps they should chime a bell

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dont beleive this. ffs. 12.30 i hear a frantic banging on my door (thought i had heard something about 5 mins prior to that). so i go to the door armed with a large floorstanding very sharp candlestick type thing and ask who it is. (from behind closed door). "its me bab" "who?" "me, let me in" "no sorry you have the wrong house, who are you looking for?" "im looking for X (neighbour)" "well this isnt her house" "well can i talk to you?" "look, this isnt her house and if youre not gone in 30 secs im calling the police". more begging. so i go upstairs and hang out of the window. "look, see, im not her, now do you beleive me?" then the cheeky b***d says "i know youre not her, i met you last week remember?" (er yes actually when he came to the wrong house the first time). so then he asks to speak to me again "come on let me in, i wont hurt you" {shudder}. i told him to piss off as he was scaring the kids and he finally went, should have pretended i had an imaginary bf here but just didnt think at the time!!! what a cheek...i dont even know the guy. just about calmed down now. im used to people coming here for her but usually when they realise its the wrong house they apologise and go! effing men.

Its horrid!!!

Perhaps we are incredibly pretty

What a twat that man was, but i am sick of them, i am becoming a lesbian very soon

wont change a thing, then we would just get women knocking on the door instead???? im not shaking now but every creak and crack is making my head spin round!

Hope you are ok Nightowl and got some sleep x