Do i run a brothel?

[fairyfly]

Does this happen to anyone else. A man i barely know has just knocked on my front door.I dont like it at this time of night, really gets my bloody heart racing. He wanted to know if he could come in for a beer.
This has happened loads, the local grocer has done it, three times it has happened with blokes coming out of the pub. I mean someone has broken in once ffs.
Do i have i like shagging pissed up men written on my forehead. Im totally shaking now.

I like the bucket of piss idea. For a multitude of reasons it fits the bill perfectly.

I should have though of the bucket of piss years ago, especially when the sperm doner makes his random appearances

Lol - just remembering 'you stink of piss, Chris'

Think i might take the red lamp out of my front window today

best get those PVC hotpants off and all love

Incidently we used to live at 1 Cromwell Place and 1 Crowmell Avenue was a brothel/massage parlour and we did get a lot of blokes turning up with grins on their faces only to be crestfallen at the sight of me in my tracky pants with a child on my hip

bloody hell ff, what sort of village do you live in?! Local single mum, therefore she must be gagging for it?! Are you ok?

All joking aside on here, you sound v shaken and quite rightly so. Do you have proper door and wndow locks?

My blood is now boiling at the thought of this happening to you. HOW DARE THEY!

men are BLOODY BASTARDS-even if they do think that cause youre single you are fair game - you also have a child. Mate you seriously need to either move - or if you can take the gossip post a sign on your front door after a certain time saying something amusing like - dont bother - i'm a lesbian. Something subtle that their delicate brains can handle - are you ok mate, that must make you feel like crap.

I am planning to move next year, until then i will just have to put up with it. I have put up with worse. I am ok yep, i was fine the next day, just a knock at that time of night makes me really jump. I don't live anywhere particularly exciting, it is just a quiet suburb. i will keep myself to myself next time i move. thanks pretty fly, are we cousins?

that is unbelievable you must have been so scared can't you suggest he NEVER does it again?Hope you are ok

Hi Fairyfly,

obviously if you look like cindy crawford, are successful and everyones ideal women and a perfect mum then...........................no really probably just a coincidence that we picked a similiar name. Hows it going-no more madness from the drunken fools.

p.s if you are anything like what i put above then i am extremly jealous and no longer wish to talk to ya!!

FF this is scary .

Agree with Lou on the doors/window locks. If you are a council tenant then could you approach them for help with securing the property ?

Arseholes

My locks and security is fine since i got broke into, the police sorted it. I also now have cctv cameras, so i am very lucky. I'm more pissed off with the attitudes of men than the safety aspect.

Yes thats me prettyfly, oh except im a brunette

FF you could get one of these , I must say when I go to the door with my 45kg ridgeback, even the pizza delivery man runs a mile and he KNOWS he's welcome.

Cheaper might be buy a pair of size 12 wellies and leave them outside the front door with mud on them

cd, that would start off no end of lies, i would have to start shopping for dog food, pretending i walk it in the middle of the night, leaving piles of shit everyuwhere like the rest of the village seem to, and no doubt eventually i will get asked how i can afford a dog when i only have 3 pounds.

Wellies v good idea and may even sort my boyfriend out a little too

WTF do they think they're doing, FFS ?

It their three eyes, makes it hard for them to find their own front door

Men god love 'em
they are quite simple creatures aren't they?
second all those who say don't answer the door or throw piss out of the window on them - they wont notice too much if drunk though
alternatively dress up in eminem style mask with chainsaw prior to opening the door
P.s. no-one knocks on my door

take the sign out your window
tit wanks a fiver

PMSL, keane

Tit doesn't live here anymore

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I wouldn't worry Girrafeski, everyone else i know loves it round here for being safe, i am just a harlett

titter titter.