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Plentyoffish.com....

433 replies

EscapeFrom · 26/07/2007 23:14

They're all bloody married!!

"I have no affection in my 35 year marriage - seeking keep fit fanatic aged betwen 18 and 23 - for discreet hotel fun"

Tossers.

OP posts:
lou33 · 30/07/2007 12:03

lol she made me join just now

she wont let me say that he messaged us both, spoilsport

charliecat · 30/07/2007 12:05

I did make her join, kept nagging at her!

Girly · 30/07/2007 16:39

lol at you all. I think we should think up some really funny profiles and see what reaction we get. Should be good for a laugh. who did you both get messaged by, tell me so i can check him out....

lou33 · 30/07/2007 16:50

my profile is quite abrupt actually, but it still got some interest

weird cos i wouldnt date me i am far too stroppy

charliecat · 30/07/2007 17:15

cimino or something.......
I was having a nice day until I saw my Real Life gardener with his poxy bald spot and my knees went a wibbling and I really need to get over him and no amount of sweeties on this internet thing are going to rinse him from my system.
Sob.

nutcracker · 30/07/2007 18:47

I have deleted my profile, as I kept getting emails every few minutes saying I had new mail and I didn't.

Have left the one up on smooch.com though, although that is peeing me off too lol.

lou33 · 30/07/2007 18:54

its quite a funny site, i am quite amused at the balls of some of them tbh

Girly · 30/07/2007 19:00

Some of the men are so full of shit, its not funny!

allgonebellyup · 30/07/2007 19:03

some bloke just asked me to come and have sex at his flat 50 miles away! when i said no, he sent me this really bitchy message saying "well sweetheart, you wont get very far in this game if you keep rejecting gorgeous men, and anyway i only rated you 7 out of ten.no wonder you are single, lady!"

what a twunt.

charliecat · 30/07/2007 19:05

PMSL allgonebellyup LOL

Girly · 30/07/2007 19:19

see what I mean, full of shit! allgonebellyup I hope you sent a suitably sarcastic reply back? bloody cheek!!

lou33 · 30/07/2007 19:30

omg i bet you are now sobbing into your gin about only being a 7

jellyjelly · 30/07/2007 19:32

better than being a four!

allgonebellyup · 30/07/2007 19:33

well i am trying to think of something equally as nasty to write back, although i really dont want to appear bovvered.

charliecat · 30/07/2007 19:43

fark awf

lou33 · 30/07/2007 20:51

ask him if he kisses his mother with that mouth

Girly · 30/07/2007 21:08

What is this scoring thing about?

lou33 · 30/07/2007 21:14

some places have a rating thingy

load of shit really

mojosmum · 31/07/2007 11:54

oh ive just recieved message with a teddy on it

lou33 · 31/07/2007 12:32

a teddy?

does he want mothering?

mojosmum · 31/07/2007 12:47

lol lou you make me laugh

it is abit strange that someone would do that in the first message they send you

i also feel really bad cos im gunna have to block one of the other blokes messages cos i have tried not to sound interested & tried ignoring him but he wont stop send messages but 5 since 7:31am this morning

lou33 · 31/07/2007 14:55

oh dont feel bad, he is probably a tosser anyway

allgonebellyup · 31/07/2007 16:21

just been messaged by that Cimino!!

is this the bloke who emailed you lot?
says motorsports is his profession, then goes on to talk about being a chef of italian food or something..

charliecat · 31/07/2007 16:47

yes thats him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

allgonebellyup · 31/07/2007 16:48

hes not very attractive

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