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Plentyoffish.com....

433 replies

EscapeFrom · 26/07/2007 23:14

They're all bloody married!!

"I have no affection in my 35 year marriage - seeking keep fit fanatic aged betwen 18 and 23 - for discreet hotel fun"

Tossers.

OP posts:
charliecat · 01/08/2007 20:40

oh god, have no idea but go for it!

Girly · 01/08/2007 20:44

Come on cc, I need help!

nutcracker · 01/08/2007 20:48

He is still set to brb

I am so hopeless at all this.

Girly · 01/08/2007 20:51

You and me both nutcracker! I would tell you to go for it but according to some us ladies are supposed to play it cool. He's prob waiting for you to message him right now.

nutcracker · 01/08/2007 21:40

Oh i just dunno anymore. Why ignore me on dating site but then not delete me off msn, I do not understand these blokes.

charliecat · 01/08/2007 22:22

The bloke im meeting on friday text me to arrange time, place this morning, we did, last text i sent was ok. and thats it.....silence for rest of day. Sniff.
I guess im meeting him friday and shouldnt complain but sniff anyway.

nutcracker · 01/08/2007 22:23

I'd have a heart attack if any of them actually wanted to meet me lol.

charliecat · 01/08/2007 22:24

I have skid marks.

nutcracker · 01/08/2007 22:24

ROFL, snorted all over the screen then lol, very attractive

charliecat · 01/08/2007 22:25

very

lou33 · 01/08/2007 23:32

just send a message saying you liked their profile, something not too eager and slightly detached

but use a header that will stand out fromt eh usual hi/hello/wow you are hot, bullshit they probably hear a lot

Girly · 02/08/2007 21:05

oh god I did it, eek

How is everyone today?

mojosmum · 02/08/2007 21:21

Hi girly well done
i have been talking to a really nice bloke but im abit worried hes on the rebound from his ex wife

lou33 · 02/08/2007 23:21

oh i'm having loads of fun on htere lol

charliecat · 03/08/2007 00:22

Yep, me too. I think

lou33 · 03/08/2007 00:23

there are some delicate egos on there too tho i have found

charliecat · 03/08/2007 00:25

Mine included. I asked Mr RedCar if he would vanish to the loo and not come back if he didnt like me, and he said he would tell me.
I slid down the seat and nearly cryed at the thought.
SHIT.

charliecat · 03/08/2007 00:28

Yep, Mr red car is a tad older, and i asked what tunes he liked.
Tunes? he said

lou33 · 03/08/2007 00:28

oh how gentlemanly of him

some guy got the hump with me cos he asked me when i last had sex and i said it was none of his business

lou33 · 03/08/2007 00:29

lol you should have said to him

yo dude big up some choons for me, aight?

and waited to see what he said

charliecat · 03/08/2007 00:31

PMSL

lou33 · 03/08/2007 01:00

am off to thnk up more witty banter for the next gullible fool

charliecat · 03/08/2007 01:01

You will be with me in text tommorow?
And I cant drink, because Im driving.
Shit again.

singledadofthree · 03/08/2007 01:04

soundsd like a great night out in store - i used to take the mick out of a female riend because she found her partner online....

lou33 · 03/08/2007 01:10

oh i met my last bf online he was a most excellent dude

im just taking hte piss out of some of them who are v def idiots

i will be sending you texts to make you snort beer through your nose, or whatever you drink

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