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Plentyoffish.com....

433 replies

EscapeFrom · 26/07/2007 23:14

They're all bloody married!!

"I have no affection in my 35 year marriage - seeking keep fit fanatic aged betwen 18 and 23 - for discreet hotel fun"

Tossers.

OP posts:
charliecat · 03/08/2007 01:16

cola it is.
I will have to go to loo to read texts.
Im seriously not sure we will even make it to pub.
Dumped in car park on first date.

lou33 · 03/08/2007 01:46

i hope you mean you dumping him

charliecat · 03/08/2007 07:47

No I dont. But I have woke up in a great mood, long may it last.
Gonna go see some great tunes, without or without him.
No worries..........>>>>>>

Girly · 03/08/2007 07:54

Oh cc dont be so hard on yourself! He will prob flirt with you all night as he cant beleive his luck!!!

I had to take th IM off mine lsat night cause I kept getting swamped by (allbeit sexy looking) black guys after a shag. It was hilarious!! hey babe cuaght any fish on your line yet, etc etc.

Oh and the guy I like emailed back, woo hoo

Hope you all have a good day today fishing.

lou33 · 03/08/2007 10:43

i have 2 lunch dates arranged

charliecat · 03/08/2007 11:44

I am starting to feel rather queasy.

mamazon · 03/08/2007 11:48

what is this plentyoffish??

wuld a fat old munter like me pull on there? quick show me the way to the men..i need all teh help i can get

charliecat · 03/08/2007 11:55

I dont know about pulling, but you will be mobbed with emails from evey tom dick and hairy going.
I feel sick. Shit, what the hell am I doing.
God, it doesnt bloody matttttteeeeeeeeeeerr, but I now feel ILL.

charliecat · 03/08/2007 11:56

and its obviously effected my typing.

lou33 · 03/08/2007 12:13

calm down love!

charliecat · 03/08/2007 12:27

Have done, it might have been hunger. A bit of toast and dairylea has shut up my stomach for now.
The thing is, I wont faff then. Its just now, its the time to think thing, isnt it.

lou33 · 03/08/2007 14:11

it will be fine i promise

if nothing else you can have endless hours of comedy value from it, relating the date in futre to people like me!

theimpsmum · 03/08/2007 16:09

lol,i too have been a member of this site,there are alot of pervs,marrieds etc on the site,but as another poster mentioned you can filter them out.
I met 2 blokes by way of the site,the 1st was a nice decent bloke as honest as his description,just wasnt my type.
the other ,well lets just say (2 years on),I,ve hooked my fish and he is a keeper.

the best bit of the site ,and the most funniest is the message boards,i spent most of my time on there,lol.

charliecat · 03/08/2007 16:10

Well, ive just IRONED my clothes. I dont Iron, I dont have a board.
I have just dug in the bootsale box for a little travel iron, and USED it.
This is momentus.

lou33 · 03/08/2007 16:13
charliecat · 03/08/2007 16:14

me too

charliecat · 03/08/2007 16:15

Missed your message impsmum, glad to hear it...!!!!!!!!!!!!

lou33 · 03/08/2007 17:34

get up , you will get all creased again

snowwonder · 03/08/2007 17:55

i have joined to.....

been chatting to a nice bloke today... from london

he seems nice but prob out of my league...

how to you filter out the marrieds????

macdoodle · 03/08/2007 22:02

wow had a look lots of men ...didn't sign up as things still complicated with H (seperated) and 19+ weeks pregnant but give me 6 months and I'll be back

charliecat · 03/08/2007 22:58

I have just came back. Anyone need a man filter go thru Lou. She had him down to a tee.
Wont be doing that again in a hurry.

Earlybird · 03/08/2007 23:04

Been lurking on this thread, filled with admiration at your courage for giving it a go. I'm too chicken.....

Was tonight a disaster? Your last message seems to indicate it was. What happened?

zippit · 03/08/2007 23:12

what happened???

I am on guardian one...with a bizarre selection of results...

I have had an email from one person on plentoffish..he sounds pretty genuine and nice but not fanciable trying to decide what to say to him..that is how to say bye

charliecat · 03/08/2007 23:25

It wasnt a disaster, he was nice. Perfectly nice. But boring, without any omphh, I need Omph I think, and Lou did say he had none, and she was right.
He was a perfect gent, and we had perfectly normal conversation, but no spark, at all. Not his fault, of course, and randomly I would catch him ogling my tits, which, I dunno. Just doesnt do it for me.
What does im now asking myself?!
Im copying and pasting from another thread now......... have just came back from a perfectly pleasant evening, with the nicest man, who is incredibly rich and incredibly boring, who also ogled my tits every 15 mins or so.
Sexless, as Lou correctly predicted in a round about way after she had spoke to him.
Nice bloke, but god. No.
I wont be doing that again in a hurry.
Even tho he was pefectly pleasant.
I think, and I shouldnt say this, but im going to, that his flashy red car will buy him a woman, and it probably will.
But it sounds tinnier that my polo when you shut the door.
Anyway.
Thats enough dating for me for a year.

lou33 · 04/08/2007 03:23

did you call him what i suggested, cc?? lol