Stage 4 cancer... ? incurable? Thread #2 is here. In memory of our inspiring, lovely mowly77

[Tilllly]

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All welcome, reluctantly

That's a whole different complaint @WrenNatsworthy, the language around cancer
"Beat" it? It's not a boxer, it's a disease
You don't beat tonsillitis
And from someone who's been there, is doubly insulting

Knobspangles, the lot of them.

Yep the whole "beat cancer" thing winds me up too.
I'm not "fighting"cancer I'm living with cancer.
The language surrounding cancer is just so off.

As for the steamed asparagus drink, well I feel sick just thinking about it. Yuk!

On a lighter note a friend of mine has told me that in order to heal I need a compass to check which direction my toilet and bath are facing in the house (something to do with meditation).
I told him that it doesn't matter as I can't just pick up my bathroom and flip its direction. 😂
I'm not pissed off at him though as he is from a different country and a different culture.
I haven't seen him for many years but we've always stayed in touch and I love how he always makes me laugh without meaning to.

Perhaps you can sit cowgirl on the loo

@Tilllly - that made me laugh!
At least it doesn’t take our sense of humour. X

Never @RedRosesPinkLilies it wouldn't dare!

😂😂😂😂 thanks I just peed myself & unfortunately I wasn't sitting on the loo cowgirl or otherwise 🥴😂

As long as your pee followed the co-ordinates of the Zambezi I'm sure the feng sui will be fine and you'll be cured.

Oh bugger
Haven't done this

Can you send me the coordinates pls

No-one uses coordinates any more. Bung it in Google maps.

🤣

I want to reduce my morphine tablets. I don't need that level of pain relief now. I've been on 20mg slow release 12 hours apart since last Wednesday. So hopefully won't be too addicted at this point. Any experience here?

Woops I think my pee followed the Orinoco by mistake .
No wonder I'm not curable 😂

Sorry about that. Please can you PayPal me £2k for the info?

😂😂😂😂 if only I had 2K

Ok I'll let you off. 🤣

Ask one of the nurses, you shouldn't just wean off them. I'm on twice that so definitely no experience!!

Knobspangles, feckwits and doughnuts galore,
They bang on and on, it's a bit of a bore
We're brave and we're fighters
Such bold cancer smiters
Asparagus drinkers
(our pee must be stinkers)
But we mustn't fear, for with aloe and princes
We'll beat that damn cancer (they'll try to convince us)
I'll lie on my futon
while giving up gluten
and drink my green tea
till it leaks out of me
And the gobshites and wazzocks and wallies will say
That I finally magicked my cancer away!

@LuciaPillson genius!!

Bravo @LuciaPillson - Aloe and Princes 🤣🤣🤣

@LuciaPillson - brilliant!

Thank you 😀

This is brilliant @LuciaPillson .
I love it!

Don't worry, I shan't. I will speak to a hospice nurse and get proper instructions.

@LuciaPillson 😂😂😂

@LuciaPillson 👏🏻
Love it!

Anyone any advice on beating the bloody tiredness. I'm fed up with feeling tired