three sum with my partner

[wiseoldowl]

I would like help with finding the right girl,does anyone have any past experience

I feel for you OP.

Here you go, OP

Oh my

poosh that's awe sum!

Try it all I say .....even had five piercings and love the new me ....its liberating

What sort of larger family is this then op? Children of God?

I think we need pictures of the piercings before we can comment

Five piercings.

Three sums.

And a partridge in a pear tree?

You what now?

What have the piercings got to do with the larger family?

I love the fact that this thread is the top hit on google for Poosh's query!

Oh I get it now.....I am dim!

So is no one going to answer the op?

Anyone up for it?

I am quite good at the numbers game on countdown...

In all seriousness op (you need to tidy up your expression because you're a little unclear) - there is a slightly unhinged woman who talks at me on the school run. I share no personal information with her, but she has foisted a lot on me. Apparently there are websites for people like you -swingers ones - surely you can just have a look online?

I don't know about anyone else but I can highly recommend

3x26
670/5.7 and
338 + 9

Phwooooargh

Are you advertising for a position to be filled? (get it?)

On MN? Tsk tsk.

Ooh err missus.

Hmmmmm....

Try looking on Craigslist OP.

Mumsnet isn't the place full stop for this kind of help.

Of all the possible sites on the internet, you ask this question on Mumsnet?

i have loads of experience, both with maths and sex.

yes. yes I do.

next question?

??????

5 Gooooooollllllllld Piercings...

Ah for all you lots scoffing I'm willing to bet you're all filling his inbox with PMs as we speak!

Not.