three sum with my partner

[wiseoldowl]

I would like help with finding the right girl,does anyone have any past experience

5 Piercings

4 calling Birds

3 Sums

2 turtle doves

And a Partridge in a Pear Treeeeeeeeee

Um.

it's not just the inbox we're filling fnar

Howling. Literally clutching my sides ooh there goes a rib

So sad that maybe you will still be searching when once again the leaves are green upon the tree.

Tell us more about the piercings OP.

Shouldn't it be a Partridge in a Pampass Grass?

Or a Chameleon in a Pampass Grass......

Ooh ooh!

The three 'Rs' ... reading, riting & rithmetic

& rodgering.....

Keeeeeeys in a fruitbowl.....

Mmm...

Question 1) if there are two Ford Focus keys, one key for an Austin Maxi, and an Oystercard in the fruitbowl how many nipples require will tweaking?

Don't be silly, OP

My local food bank has pampas grass outside

OP, may I recommend apple pi.
Ba doom tish.

About four, but I haven't checked it on a calculator.

Are you wanting a three sum with the mother of a large family OP? That is quite specific. Good luck.

Three sum and five piercings, you missed out number four........four play perhaps?

Oh come on people. As Freddie Mercury told us the OP only wants to "find me sumbody to love".
Should that be sumbodies?

Now this is a deletion message I want to see.

Oh dear. Just realised this is not this poster's usual posting style. Reported.

Oh no, its a real mner whos been hacked?
Thats just mean!!

Hilarious! Marking place for deletion message!!

Isn't it past your bedtime Op?

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I also clicked on this thread to make the "not sure that's what MN means by 'large families'" joke.

Five pierciiiiiings, foreskin removed, three sum in bed, two men firtling Angelina Jolie in a pear tree.

There is sum bloke in Hull who will see you right. Brian.
Does yonis and stuff.