Yes, mumsnet is going to decide the election, no-one else will be allowed to vote

[HerBeatitude]

LOL

Love it. Great site, that.

Quite right too.

At least that way we'd be sure that the BNP would only get one vote and UKIP would disappear entirely.

OK, who bagged FertileMyrtle as a username?

That is fab!

Question is: would MN ever approve of supernanny?

Perfect!!

Another article making us look like morons.
All the great threads. But no we are quoted as what's the most important thing to us ? which biscuit the PM likes ? What sort of ham the MP gives his children ?
WE just appear as petty, ignorant, un-intelligent women. Tis so embarrassing.

Oh don't take it so seriously.

Oblomov, did you look at any of the other stories they carried?
Puts the article in context, I had a good giggle.

That brightened up my afternoon. Are we not allowed to smile at anything on MN these days?

love it - a British The Onion

Are we using our votes according to what type of biscuit each candidate likes?

Am loving that article, especially the QE2 AIBU, I bet opinions would be split on that one

Oblomov, it is a satircal site. Its function is to take the p. Don't worry about it.

V funny . I didn't think it made us look like morons. Mostly two decent, intelligent concepts (Europe, forgiving MPs expenses) contrasting one light/'mummy' topic - biscuits/potty-training/ham etc. Sums up MN to me - I think it was written by a mumsnetter...

Also like 'I have never kicked a nun in the shins'

Facebook agree to install ?tedious friend? panic button

Screen-shot from latest EA game ?Fantasy Wrestling? (photo of Pope and some Arch-Bishop)

Labour manifesto includes free mind programming CD by Lord Mandelson

And I especially loved this one (following on from a different thread about people knocking your door).

OK Mary Evans, we know you're on here. Come out with your hands up

love it

Oh...well I'll have you know I am a moron, thank you very much and I felt my interests and views were covered nicely in that article.

I thought it was funny, do the countries leaders not ever consider anything so trivial as what goes into their children's lunch boxes? One would hope they might actually.

He he, that site's going to keep me giggling for a while.

Almost believable (and certainly beliveable if my ILs ever read it).