Mumsnet declares independence from internet
A shaken Gordon Brown revealed that when he met the mothers from Mumsnet, they held him in an armlock and smothered his face with organic manuka honey, screaming ?tell us your favourite biscuit or you die.?
?I told them Bourbon biscuits?, said Brown, ?but they didn?t believe me. It was as if I could give any answer and I?d be strung up by the balls. After what happened to David, I didn?t think I?d get out of there alive. The more biscuits I suggested, the less credible I guess my answer appeared.?