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Has Zoe Williams had her baby yet?

37 replies

Hassled · 04/09/2009 08:45

Another Friday, another absence of Zoe's column in the Guardian. I feel strangely involved, and can find nothing on the web. Does anyone know?

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morningpaper · 09/10/2009 08:57

"The worst is that he could choke on the top popper of his babygrow, and then I would have to kill myself, but because everybody would know I wanted to commit suicide I would have to find some incredibly fast and foolproof way of doing it...."

hehehehe

very funny article

DuelingFANGo · 09/10/2009 08:58

36?

younger than me!

ninedragons · 09/10/2009 09:21

There's a story that Charles Dickens overheard a customer in a magazine shop asking when the next installment of (I think) Great Expectations was coming out, and he thought oh fuck, I'd better go home and write it.

I suspect Zoe's update was the same sort of thing.

ninedragons · 09/10/2009 09:22

Congratulations, Zoe, btw

Deadworm · 09/10/2009 09:28

That is a brilliant article. It is like an idealised version of the funniest and most truthful Mumsnet posts.

EightiesChick · 09/10/2009 10:06

I also googled and found nothing! Thanks for assauging my curiosity. Thurston is really a cute kid now. Harper has that sweetly grumpy newborn face, aah!

Can never understand the people who post comments on ZW's column about how pointless it is, it bores them etc - it's the internet, people, there are millions of other things out there and there's room for all of them! If you don't like it, don't click on it!

Hassled · 09/10/2009 10:14

Really lovely and funny piece - and Harper's such a good name. I feel I have closure now.

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HolyBumoley · 09/10/2009 10:18

Harper????? What's got into everyone???

I don't know who Zoe WIlliams is (other than I now know she's a Guardian columnist, and I'm very pleased for her that she's had a baby) - but she has to be joking with that name. Surely?

Pinkjenny · 09/10/2009 10:20

That's such a fantastic article.

SausageRocket · 09/10/2009 10:26

A girl called Harper?

Nafferama

squeaver · 09/10/2009 10:27

Must be after Harper Lee

HolyBumoley · 09/10/2009 12:39

That is no excuse.

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