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woman suing a hotel after her daughter got pregnant by swimming in a mixed sex pool

84 replies

misdee · 09/07/2009 12:50

i guess she must have met a stray penis in there

i know its the sun but lol

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KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 14:58

The mother is a nut job though

ihavenosecrets · 09/07/2009 14:59

The legal age of consent in Poland is 15. However I don't know what the legal situation is if two minors are having sex. We don't even know if she fell pregnant in Egypt. Why is the mother putting her through this?

lollipopz · 09/07/2009 15:24

Poor girl, her mother is a nutter! However I am going to buy extra tight swimming bottoms in future just in case!

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 15:27

Well was she swimming naked? I mean if sperm did survive the chlorine how would it get through a swimsuit, and inside.

I know it is designed to swim but this sperm needs a gold medal

TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 15:32

I don't care what position she used to get pregnant

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 15:37

if its a boy she could call him speedo

TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 15:38

She couldn't call him Willy, could she?

FioFio · 09/07/2009 15:57

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TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 16:01

Maybe she got pregnant after having sex in the pool, and that is the hotel's fault for not having two pools.

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 16:34

Do you think its the second coming??

TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 16:38
Grin
KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 18:22

Could be worse, she could have got crabs from the toilet seat....

Good job it was the hotel pool and not the sea, half whale half human

flatcapandpearls · 09/07/2009 18:31

You would have to be very unlucky to be doing a huge reverse fanny fat while a virile young man was having a quick wank in your direction.

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 18:32

PMSL at that flatcap

donnie · 09/07/2009 18:36

this is exactly why they have women only sessions.

onagar · 09/07/2009 18:40

"Maybe she got pregnant after having sex in the pool, and that is the hotel's fault for not having two pools."

We have mixed parks too where people sometimes have sex and mixed bus shelters.

And of course people feel sorry for the girl. It's perfectly reasonable to think the mother is a loon though and laugh at that.

TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 18:41

Ah, but she is certain that she got pregnant in the pool.

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 18:48

I shall insert cork in to fanjo before any swimming in the future

TheChilliMooseOfDoom · 09/07/2009 19:03

That could be MN tip of the week...

helsbels4 · 09/07/2009 19:04

Poor child. Bad enough to be found out that you're having sex at thirteen. Even worse if your mum then can't see that and has to drag this through the national press
Can you imagine? Poor girl must be mortified!

Jux · 09/07/2009 19:07

Most Poles are Catholic. It may be that her mother loses less face within their church community if she chooses this story, than if she admits that her daughter has had sex outside marriage. I feel sad and sorry for both of them.

(MJ's brain has been held by the pathologist as he wants to do some more tests on it re prescription drugs. It will be returned to its proper place when he's finished. Then the body will be buried.)

anonandlikeit · 09/07/2009 19:08

Omg Do you mean i could of gone swimming, got fit & pregnant & didn't need to have sex at all.
So technically you can be a virgin mother?

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 19:10

Only if you swim at Virgin gyms

ilovesprouts · 09/07/2009 19:40

pmsl

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 09/07/2009 19:43

Were there no rubber rings in the pool?

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE YOUR RUBBER RING