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Crinkly, wrinkly, hairy - amazing newborn pics from the Guardian

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notyummy · 07/07/2009 09:14

www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/audioslideshow/2009/jul/05/thierry-bouet-baby-photograph

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lilymolly · 07/07/2009 09:19

They are gorgeous, but they all have a slight resemblence to monkeys as did my two los too

SoupDragon · 07/07/2009 09:22

Aw... I could feel the memory of the touch of newborn Babydragon's bare skin in my arms watching that.

Fresh newborns are very monkey like aren't they?

ScummyMummy · 07/07/2009 09:25

Oh good grief. Only a mother could love them, frankly. I can't believe I'm going to have one of those again soon. Where do I purchase some Rose-coloured spectacles? Why didn't I get a kitten instead?

ImOverHere · 07/07/2009 09:26

Aren't they sweet. I know what you mean Soupdragon, I could almost smell that lovely sweet newborn smell.

Yup, there is a definite monkey thing going on.

notyummy · 07/07/2009 09:34

scummy - hee, hee

It's true - hormones make us think they are beautiful and take pictures of then when they are like this....when in all honestly they are pretty scary.

My mum and dad told me that camera film was expensive when I was born - and I 'wasn't worth taking a picture of (!)' for the first few weeks. I was a much loved only child.....but even they could see that forceps marks, bright red frizzy hair and a nasty rash was not worth capturing on film!

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 07/07/2009 09:34

Oh God they're ugly . And yet so very, very lovely.

My DD3 is 4 weeks old, it's hard to remember/believe that she looked like a wizened old man monkey/boxer who's done 15 rounds in a bare-knuckle fight too.....

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 07/07/2009 09:39

God that has made me broody!

Soupy - I can remember the feel of DS and his smell rather than quite what he looked like at that stage, although I have got photos.

Stretch · 07/07/2009 09:41

That is so sweet! I love the one with his tongue out!!!

They do go through a bit of a rough time being born though!

GooseyLoosey · 07/07/2009 09:42

Gosh, I just looked at them and thought ugly. No part of me thought "aren't they lovely".

morningpaper · 07/07/2009 09:44

I know just what you mean Soupy

Their yummy tiny chests and floppy angry arms and little sucky gums

aw

littleducks · 07/07/2009 09:54

what is wrong with you lot?

i didnt think any were ugly, some better poses than others but they werent UGLY

oh shit, ds is 15 months, same age dd was when i fell pg with ds......maybe its me

PrincessToadstool · 07/07/2009 10:03

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ScummyMummy · 07/07/2009 10:08

Little ducks! Come On, girl. There are only about 3 which are not utterly bizarre looking. Just look at that first one- it's a creased up startled alien with overbite and forehead hair. And it's not alone! The rest of 'em look just as horrific! I feel a lot better about my last scan now. It clearly showed that my baby has a duckface and I was slightly perturbed but I am now reminded that most newborns are super strange to look at.

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Lizzylou · 07/07/2009 10:13

I am soo broody now.

Yes, they look all scrunched up and simian like, but, as Soupdragon says, it brings it all back. When they are all velvety and downy and hot against your breast.

And breathe, I am NOT having any more babies.

Hulababy · 07/07/2009 10:15

The smell of a newborn's head - mmmmm

They are so sweet, all scrunched up looking like little old men! I don't need extra hormones to make me broody, lol.

thegingerwhinger · 07/07/2009 10:19

Watching that made me feel sad that I'll probably never cradle a newborn again

I wouldn't call them ugly. Puffy, yes. Wrinkly, yes. A bit strange looking, indeed. But ugly, most definitely not! I think they're all a bit grumpy about being pushed out of the cosy little place they called home for 9 months!

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 07/07/2009 10:19

They are brilliant photo's
I have just born pics of my boys on my profile and I remind myself often of how perfect they were, untarnished by life.

VinegarTits · 07/07/2009 10:23

ewww put me off my breakfast

RunningFaery · 07/07/2009 10:25

One looks like Al Murray

sassy · 07/07/2009 10:28

Aah. They all look so tired. NOt surprising really.

Newborns are so special. They cast such a spell.

sockmonkey · 07/07/2009 10:32

Wow. Fresh babies, you forget how wrinkly they are newborn.
DS2 had a ridge across the top of his head like a cornish pastie. Poor little fella.

MoChan · 07/07/2009 10:41

Weird. That made me weep just a little, and I'm not normally like that about little ones. I thought they were lovely, not ugly, just because they are so very human, and yet so very alien. As well as being hairy monkeys.

NormaSknockers · 07/07/2009 10:45

Some are really cute....others...well they'll grow into their looks DS was affectionately called 'Little Monkey Man' for the first month or so as he had a furry face

Good photos though, made me sad that I'll never cuddle a seconds old baby again DS is 1 year next month

Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 07/07/2009 18:57

DD2 was a mexican wolf-child at birth, covered in black hair. She's a real beauty now though (and we still talk in wistful tones about how she looked at birth - we thought she was adorably ugly). DD1 was scrunched up, cross-eyed and slightly gingery (skintone as well as hair colour).

DD3 is only 4 and a bit weeks old, but these pictures have made me broody

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