IS RUSSELL BRAND GIVING BRITAIN'S FARMERS SWINE FLU?

[DisturbinglySexuallyInactive]

ahhhhh the daily mail o matic is still alive!

and has been updated, yay

Daily Mail-o-matic

I love this one:

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL IMPREGNATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

I love Daily Mail O Matic
IS RUSSELL BRAND MAKING THE MIDDLE CLASS IMPOTENT?

HAS THE MMR JAB TURNED CLIFF RICHARD GAY? This I like!

Ha! I love these.

I am laughing out loud!!!

"Have gypsies turned homeowners gay?"

LOVE IT!!!

WILL THE GERMANS MOLEST THE ROYAL FAMILY?

WILL FILTH ON TELEVISON MAKE HOMEOWNERS OBESE [GRIN]

or , even

HAVE HOODIES RUINED THE CHURCH?

(Thinks of various solemn processions involving MA gowns, copes, Dominican habits etc...)

WILL RUSSELL BRAND BURGLE CLIFF RICHARD?

IS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVING YOU CANCER? :O

ARE GAYS DESTROYING YOUR HOUSE?

This had cheered me up no end this morning!

Oh! Oh! Oh! You can get it as a Greasemonkey script so that Firefox users can replace the real headlines with Mail-o-matic headlines when browsing actual DM articles...

WILL THE BBC DEVALUE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

COULD HEALTH & SAFETY TAX COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

COULD FEMINISM INFECT YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURNING YOUR PENSION GAY?

Love that one

ARE GYPSIES IMPREGNATING HOMEOWNERS?

HAVE PAEDOPHILES TURNED PROPERTY PRICES GAY?

IMHO this is clearly correct

HAVE IMMIGRANTS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD SWINE FLU?

We can but hope, UD...

COULD NEW LABOUR INFECT YOU WITH AIDS?

IS RUSSELL BRAND MOLESTING CLIFF RICHARD?

Probably