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Sorrento · 25/02/2009 23:36

www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/70k-in-debt-funding-jordan-lifestyle.aspx

What do we make of this, when I was at school our PE teacher was extremely positive about us all coming in different shapes and sizes and being healthy and fit not thin .
Does anybody else have little girls and feel very uncomfortable about a woman who is so utterly wrapped up in her own daughters pursuit of the "ideal" female image should be teaching girls at an age where they are so body consious ?
Apologies if it's in the wrong section I just honestly wonder how some people ever get into the profession and what their collegues make of them.

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twinsetandpearls · 25/02/2009 23:38

link here

Sorrento · 25/02/2009 23:39

Thank you hun

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twinsetandpearls · 25/02/2009 23:40

I am sure that there are some very good supply teachers out there but I think it speaks volumes that this woman is a supply teacher rather than employed full time by one school.

tigerdriver · 25/02/2009 23:43

"The part-time supply teacher, who is also studying nutrition"

WTF

I think this is just made up, not you OP, but this article. Could anyone be so completely bonkers? If it is genuine, the mother is attention seeking.

dweezle · 26/02/2009 07:45

Unbelievable [speechless emoticon]

Nabster · 26/02/2009 07:50

While she is a pleasant enough looking girl she isn't anything special and with the attitude she has I can't see her lasting long before she is in porn videos.

fryalot · 26/02/2009 08:02

I had to stop reading half way down before I chucked the laptop at the wall.

What a pair of self absorbed, ignorant, vain twats!

?My aim is to do Page 3 for The Sun."

If that were my daughters' ambition I would disown them.

I really would

fishie · 26/02/2009 08:13

"It?s amazing how much money those girls make just by dating the right men and showing a bit of flesh"

fucking hell.

Nabster · 26/02/2009 08:14
Shock
PortofinoLovesPancakes · 26/02/2009 08:19

What a silly cow. Agree with Squonk - I would not be happy if my dd wanted to do this, even she paid for it all herself. I certainly would not encourage it! I feel sorry for the daughter a bit, as I think she is setting herself up for a big disappointment.

Lizzylou · 26/02/2009 08:20

That is horrendous, she should be teaching (have taught) her daughter how to pay her own way and get on in life through her talents/qualifications, not funding a wannabe celeb lifestyle.
What a shallow, vacuous girl. I agree with Nab as well, lookswise, she really is not dissimilar to hundreds of girls out there.
Makes me laugh when all these girls say they are "models"

mrsgboring · 26/02/2009 08:21

Well this is a publicity stunt to try to get the girl noticed, so it's going to be as tawdry as hell and completely exaggerated.

The thing that struck me actually was "Sitting in the living room of her £150,000 three-bedroom Sitting in the living room of her £150,000 three-bedroom home ? which hasn?t been decorated for 10 years" Surely not that remarkable?? It's another (IMO) insidious consumerist expectation, that we should all have fabulous houses that are completely redesigned every couple of years.

harleyd · 26/02/2009 08:21

idiots
and she's not exactly easy on the eye either
what a waste of money

herbietea · 26/02/2009 08:25

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Wizzska · 26/02/2009 11:11

She looks like a horse.

PortofinoLovesPancakes · 26/02/2009 11:15

Wizzska!

Actually i thought that but didn't want to say.....

harleyd · 26/02/2009 11:16

wizzska...and there was me trying to be polite about it..

Sorrento · 26/02/2009 11:16

Neigh she doesn't

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MmeLindt · 26/02/2009 11:22

What a ridiculous pair. These are two women needing a good smack about the head with a wet fish.

I was struck by the daughter going to clubs

"I go hoping to get spotted by a model scout and to meet people who could help my career. I?ve already met Chantelle Houghton and Lucy Pinder,? she says

Who the hell are they? Never heard of them.

PortofinoLovesPancakes · 26/02/2009 12:04

Chantelle was the silly bint attractive young lady who one celebrity BB. Never heard of the other one.

?I?d like to see her on the catwalks of Paris one day,? she says naively. Not at 5'6 with that nose you won't love!

PortofinoLovesPancakes · 26/02/2009 12:05

"won" Celebrity BB I mean. The lack of alcohol this week is affecting my punctuation concentration big time!

Jux · 26/02/2009 12:12

"Gene Police! You, out of the pool"

Classic case.

PortofinoLovesPancakes · 26/02/2009 12:45

Well I've been browsing on the Closer website over lunchtime. (They have some classy readers!)

found this tragic tale!

This woman should be shot!

DorisIsAPinkDragon · 26/02/2009 13:04

Have to say of the first article, the funniest but was at the bottom the bloke from the lads mag, being diplomatic.... saying she should have other plans, and PMSL at prettier than Jordan they are as deluded as each other...

(I know it's bitchy but god what aspirations!)

solidgoldbullet4myvalentine · 26/02/2009 13:10

I'm sorry for the daughter, because the mother has brought her up to think that the only thing that matters is this particular kind of bimbo fame, so it's no wonder she's bought into it. Sadly her future probably holds some sort of substance abuse, a nervous breakdown, the tedium of rehab and an eternity working on a checkout somewhere.