charles and camillas knees up - ok so heres our version

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why not McDonalds - that place for divorced fathers to take the kids when they visit

burger king, ikea vouchers as gifts

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no need for Elton - McD's have party tapes

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Liz would be in teh main restarant with teh other grown-ups - the kids would be in the party room, carefully supervised by the McD's party employee

changed my mind, brewsters would be better cos it has a bar, and a travelodge attached so they can all fall into bed only yards from the bar if they are too blootered

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How a nice copy of Princess Di's dress in polyester?

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phillip could make himself useful and be brewster bear

matalan have cream style gipsy dresses just now, or should she wear a markies suit (yawn) probably brown with pearls

this one here

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...but maybe in scarlet, not ivory

they could photocopy the pages of the Argos catalogue and put their wedding list together that way.

'Sandals' for the honeymooon - no expense spared surely

top shop vintage cheesecloth monstronsity

No, they will want to go to EuroDisney so that she can start to 'bond' with her new stepsons

they will prob go camping at aviemore

i actually think she should wear a white shellsuit, not a dress, and he should wear his crown, and as they leave everyone except will and harry sing 'for they are jolly good fellows'

or what about Alton Towers for all the white knuckle rides>

or centreparcs?

So what have we got sorted :

Brewsters

That is all, are you lot taking this seriously ??

who will do the disco? peter kaye?

If she's wearing a white shellsuit - what about adding a bit of Burberry to the mix to complete the Chav look. Chas could get his ears pierced especially and would look really classy with a cig hanging out his mouth

yes, i think the white shell suit does it, with some natty burberry accesories.