charles and camillas knees up - ok so heres our version

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They could bring in their own KFC to the venue and threaten to rip the heads of any F*er who argues.

Or they could just clap them in irons in the tower.

burberry is PERFECT!

So what have we got sorted :

Brewsters

White shell suit , with some natty burberry accesories

LGJ - do they still do Bargain Buckets and Family Feasts complete with Viennetta, could wash that down with some nice Liebfraumilch and Asti.

He could wear a matching burberry kilt

I don't know, but I sure it could be arranged.

What about Lambrusco thats only about £1.99 a bottle. Asda could probably do it on the cheap for them.

So what have we got sorted :

Brewsters

White shell suit , with some natty burberry accesories.

A matching burberry kilt

Bargain Buckets and Family Feasts complete with Viennetta, could wash that down with some nice Liebfraumilch and Asti.

"Di's dress in polyester"! LOL, LOL! (Tummy hurts from laughing)

"vienettah"... betta & betta!

What about the wedding venue/reception. What about Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

Don't you DARE slag off Blackpool!

Ah but isnt that where the Chav's hang out then?

Were there chavs during WW2?

Turkey Twizzlers and chips on the menu!

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