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We also love cock

I can see that.

With baubles and tinsel.

And a glittery cock ring.

I love the idea of a special [fwank] emoticon. Would it be a big raddled/griddled/gilded cock with a Santa hat on top?

Just use a cinema hotdog, me and my mate always referred to them as 'dead men's cocks'.

lololol @ cock with santa hat.

My post of 22:34:00 should have had a after it. Reading it back I sound like Mary Whitehouse.

Thready you got your name back!!!!

This seems like the kind of place to post this little gem.

Weird to think how I missed this whole thing. Is this what all those "who is your favourite..." threads were about ages ago and will this mean an end to them?

Like the papers aren't always full of guff anyway. Celebs are the highest priority, never mind the massacres going on or the horrible things people should really know about - here is a picture of some talentless celeb almost wearing a daft costume for another party (Tibs looks towards Jodie Marsh like this .)

There is also this if you are looking for something to gild for Christmas (or that should be Hogmanay/New Years now.)

Bet there won't be a picture of someone gilding the lily though.

Yes, TwoIfBySea, I missed the whole thing as well - was too busy enjoying RL! Quite glad, really, it all sounds rather childish to me.

Love the loo link, though! How beautifully random and yet heartwarming!

Be ok cooked in Coca Cola and stroked/patted/caressed a la Nigella for a bit, surely?

and at that link

How did I miss this thread?! I'm still crying at "where is your spare?"

I'm having anal sex right now.

I regularly have anal sex while MNing.

Meanwhile the child (can't remember if it's a girl or a boy because I was MNing when I spat it out of my fanjo and stuck a bottle of SMA in its gob) is playing with illegal fireworks.

Good typing, quite-literally-bouncing (I presume)-Turtle. Am glad to see you're encouraging independent play.

Heuristic play, that.

Who needs a wnaky basket?