Mummies say Rude Words on talk forum: Pages 1-9. War: Page 19

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We also love cock

you are all nucking futs

Nuck off

lol onecunt

mp may I amend

MIDDLE CLASS YUMMY MUMMIES LOVE ANAL SEX! - pages 1-863

CREDIT CRUNCH: page 864 top
ANYTHING ELSE: page 864 bottom

yes, the telegraph will be next, you mark my words.

Bloody hell, it is tempting to write what you really think/know and sign it DailyMailwrittenbycuntsreadbycunts

lol where's your spare anarchyaunt

In my, erm, pocket.

Of course.

oh yes this feels good

there's a lotion you can get for that, Wilf, and they advertise it in the small ads of the Daily Mail next to the stairlifts.

Next to the ads they carry for The Little Blue Pill That Makes No Promises And Is Definitely Not A Viagra Rip-Off

I don't really know what a raddled cock is

I'm thinking of griddled cock which I think would be beyond the salve of Daily Mail advertised potions

Who has twinsetofcocks I want it back?

lol

WHY wuold anyone have already used twinsetofcocks?!?!?!?!

someone talk to me more in sorrow than in anger. Please. That'll sort me.

I'm actually genuinely uncomfortable with this vulgarity

bucking hunt

Oooooh twinset - two cocks?

Just picture this thread in tomorrow's newspapers onebat. That should shock you out of your uncomfortable vulgarity.

I knew that wetwetwet were the particular heroes of the DM, see?

Couldavbin philip schofield, look you, but I couldn quite work it in.

MP it was one of my names before I flounced, maybe I cant have it again now and there is a twinsetofcocks floating in cyberspace.

lol that is just the rudest thing I have ever seen

I am very disappointed in all of you. You are educated boden-wearing middle-class yummy mummies who should be able to express yourself more articulately than this without the aid of foul anglo-saxon expletivery.

You bunch of fucking cunts.

Oh god not you again, come to besmirch our thread with profanity and bumsex.

[fwank]

And believe me, Boden is a dirty word in this house.

has one ever gilded a cock for christmas one wonders? Makes a nice centrepiece.