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Woman fined for spending 3 hours in kfc

116 replies

ChopsTheDuck · 02/10/2008 10:39

Jamie Oliver should have gone to Huddersfield here

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nailpolish · 02/10/2008 13:03

yess you ahve a point Fio
maybe she was in KFC to keep warm - the library was shut i believe

Oliveoil · 02/10/2008 13:03

I am homeless but I don't even have a bench

thanks for reminding me fio

zippitippitoes · 02/10/2008 13:03

fio

you naughty girl

i thought i had brought yopu up like me
diplomatic and pc

ImnotMamaGbutsheLovesMe · 02/10/2008 13:05

Shakes head at the state of the world.

FioFio · 02/10/2008 13:05

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nametaken · 02/10/2008 13:06

thanks for that it really made me laugh. I ought to read the sun more often.

It's almost as bad as the lady getting fined for not picking up her fag butt.

AMumInScotland · 02/10/2008 13:06

Ok, so we are all of course terribly sorry for this poor, recently bereaved, homeless young woman who has a metabolic condition which means she has to eat vast amounts of hydrogenated fats just to survive/keep warm.

But what's her excuse for being too dim to read the parking notices, tell the time, or realise that selling her story to the Sun was not going to get her much in the way of sympathy?

Oliveoil · 02/10/2008 13:07

bad hair dye?

FioFio · 02/10/2008 13:08

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zippitippitoes · 02/10/2008 13:08

yes she needs loreal couleur experte

Cappuccino · 02/10/2008 13:10

she could well not have sold her story to The Sun at all

she prob told a little tiny local paper and the reporter sold it for themselves

Cocolepew · 02/10/2008 13:10

Maybe Jamie Oliver hasn't been round to show her how to cook. Judgey judgey so sad

Oliveoil · 02/10/2008 13:11

well if I had been troughing in KFC I would keep it to myself and not tell any paper whatsoever

and certainly not pose for the photo with a "Yeah?? WTF are you Looking AT???!" bulldog face

nailpolish · 02/10/2008 13:11

i read she had a 'pal' with her
thats nice she has friends

smurfgirl · 02/10/2008 13:12

Yes I am a shit nurse because I am so fat. Marvellous.

Good job they are prob not going to let me complete the course.

(am not KFC woman BTW)

nametaken · 02/10/2008 13:14

there's still MacDonalds though, so all is no lost.

FioFio · 02/10/2008 13:15

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onepieceoflollipop · 02/10/2008 13:15

nailpolish honestly you do not have to have don "proper" i.e. general nursing to do other forms of nursing. It is possible to do direct entry and do mental health (or other branches). Many years ago this may not have been the case. I have only even been a mental health nurse. I know very few mental health nurses who have a dual qualification (i.e. mental health and general)

Anyway, I have gone way off subject in my attempts to correct the mistaken belief that all nurses are general nurses or have done adult/general nursing before specialising.

bundle · 02/10/2008 13:15

it's not a great photo of her

Cocolepew · 02/10/2008 13:16

Hattie Jacques was a Matron and she was fat.

onepieceoflollipop · 02/10/2008 13:16

p.s. I am also a hypocrite as I eat a lot of rubbish. However I am fortunate enough not to struggle with my weight, so there is no "outward" evidence as to my lifestyle.

justneedsomesleep · 02/10/2008 13:18

am i being really mean, but does anyone believe the bit about her and a "friend" sharing th bucket?

AMumInScotland · 02/10/2008 13:18

Oh, Fio, of course! While she was sleeping on the park bench, someone stole her glasses. It's all clear now. Shall we start a collection for her?

nailpolish · 02/10/2008 13:19

lollipop
sorry, things must have changed since i did my training!

zippitippitoes · 02/10/2008 13:20

well the reporting may not be that accurate she could be a nursing assistant in home

i wonder what car she drives