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Woman fined for spending 3 hours in kfc

116 replies

ChopsTheDuck · 02/10/2008 10:39

Jamie Oliver should have gone to Huddersfield here

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tiredemma · 02/10/2008 11:47

no they cant, but she is a trainee nurse and they can refuse to train you if you are morbidly obese (which she looks). She wouldnt have put all that weight on in under three years surely??

zippitippitoes · 02/10/2008 11:48

maybe you can if you eat kfc

onebatmother · 02/10/2008 11:56

oh I love that expression, morbidly obese.
I am melancholically middle-weight.

tiredemma · 02/10/2008 11:58

maybe you can.

Good luck to her

onepieceoflollipop · 02/10/2008 12:03

She was actually only in there for 1.5 hours. It would appear that someone (the OP and perhaps the Sun) took her friend's 1.5 hour session into account and added them together, rather unfairly.

Nurses (I am one) often live very unhealthy lifestyles, which is partly blamed on the stress of the job and the unsocial hours. The majority of the team I am on are heavy smokers, lots of us over-indulge in alcohol. In our team we eat a lot of cakes etc. I am not saying this is right, just making an observation.

FioFio · 02/10/2008 12:13

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SoupDragon · 02/10/2008 12:15

"She looks well on it" [weeps with laughter]

harleyd · 02/10/2008 12:20

"i spend a lot of money in there"

yes, we can see that love

Cappuccino · 02/10/2008 12:23

oh so it is okay to laugh at the fat woman?

I didn't get that bit

it is fair game to clamp tyres at KFC, but if it was a thin woman outside a health food shop holding a box of quinoa we would be getting up a petition?

tiredemma · 02/10/2008 12:24

Im not suggesting that she lives of Tofu and lettuce in order to work in healthcare, I know that generally, a large proportion of the population (be it in healthcare or otherwise) eats shite. But pigging out on 7 pieces of greasy chicken and 3 bags of fries can hardly be considered a 'bit of a naughty treat' can it?
Obv that is why she is very fat.

SaintRiven · 02/10/2008 12:25

The sun website crahses my browser every time
I'm surprised they fine someone who spends ages there. Surely they want big spending greedy customers?

harleyd · 02/10/2008 12:25

i think she's fair game to be laughed at actually
she's a fat bird, she eats way too much crap and she goes to the sun newspaper, kinda puts herself in the firing line

Othersideofthechannel · 02/10/2008 12:26

In the past I have obtained someone's address from DVLA based on their number plate.

You have to have a good reason and request on headed paper and pay.

Insurers can do it to identify a third party in a road accident. I should imagine a car park operator has the same right.

FioFio · 02/10/2008 12:27

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NotCod · 02/10/2008 12:27

oh god cappy you are so right on atm

CatIsSleepy · 02/10/2008 12:27

good point Riven
maybe they should have given her her own parking space instead...

nailpolish · 02/10/2008 12:28

sorry, but she cannot do her job properly as a nurse being that much overweight

TotalChaos · 02/10/2008 12:29

I am fat bird and eat way too much crap. Wonder what more I have to do to end up in the firing line.....

I think KFC are taking the piss fining a customer like that though.

TotalChaos · 02/10/2008 12:29

I am fat bird and eat way too much crap. Wonder what more I have to do to end up in the firing line.....

I think KFC are taking the piss fining a customer like that though.

harleyd · 02/10/2008 12:31

get your car clamped and go to the sun..that should do it

the whole article takes the piss out of her, rightly or wrongly so..

nailpolish · 02/10/2008 12:31

the difference between this woman and rihanna is that rihanna didnt sit and eat for an hr and a half a portion designed for a family

maybe thats why the sun didnt slag rihanna off

NotCod · 02/10/2008 12:32

ITS A PARKIGN FINE

not a food fine
they are NOT LINKEd
s he could have been up a guim tree fo three hours

PuppyMonkey · 02/10/2008 12:32

Don't know about anyone else but I know what I'm having for lunch now.... see yers.

harleyd · 02/10/2008 12:33

no she could not!

its a parking fine, she deserves it
why run to the papers?

CatIsSleepy · 02/10/2008 12:33

she's not likely to be able to get up a gum tree, cod