is britney spears and jennifer anniston pregnant?

[chocolatescoffer]

keep reading they are rumoured to be but havent yet read that they are!

Blimey - I saw the title and the 122 posts and thought you must have all discovered the gender, potential names, birth plans and due dates of said babies...

but we still don't even know if they're pg .....

Kewchumber hehehehehe I have not laughed this loudly at a thread in ages. Your point about a mumsnet lite is hilarious

Personally I am amazed that rather than the OP?s personal and seemingly self appointed bouncer use the NEWBIE defence card, that the others are not throwing the TROLL card straight back at her

[square emoticon] I'm a bleedin' accountant give me a break!

this is you, kewcumber

Kew - [[http://promo.emap.com/audiremastered/q4music/img/thumb_prodigy.jpg Explination here...}}

and if I'm honest Fio - I would have said the same as LL did but she got there first!

Kew - Explination here...

UMMM..NO LL!

Stop strring and having digs.
We have a thread, anyone can come on that thread and not get flamed,stoned or ignored.Its as simple as that. A lot of newbies do come on because of the way they are treated (see the start of this thread for an example) but generally its just a nice place to be for anyone.

Simple.

I still don't get why people post, just to be rude or sarky. If it really doesn't interest you wether either celeb is pregnant, then why bother to post ?

And I am not a troll . I have never started a thread to cause trouble and I was serious in every word I wrote on this thread. None of it was to cause trouble.

becasue sometimes you have an opinion about the general inane-ness of a thread and can't help yourself.

That was my point brunette, but I got flamed by LL's bouncers for saying it

I never ever ever thought I would wake up to find a thread full of stuff implying that LL was a stirrer, newbieist etc etc. It is like waking up and finding your granny robbed the bank or Father Christmas has been locked up for selling dodgy pies. Everything is wrong wrong wrong here.

I was enjoying the thread for a while as it was so silly and deliberately stirring from Miss Molly, self appointed Wally, but now it is like a fairground ride that where you suddenly start to notice the clouds building overhead and the mood has already shifted and you are the only one still laughing. Hmmm, y, shut up now BB, get off the ride and walk away...

I think everyone needs to calm down and have a nice cup of tea

and a biscuit

am eating a stroopwafel by the way
it's very nice

Just to reiterate, for anyone who can't be bothered to read the whole thread in all its bickery daftness:

BRITNEY SPEARS AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE NOT PREGNANT. Britney is a bit lardy (by hollywood standards anyway) because she is on a ton of medication which makes her bloated. Jennifer has just had a boyfriend for a few months, so ZOMG she must be pregnant. But no, she's not actually.

But rest assured ladies, if I read anything to the contrary I will be sure to post it here straight away

Lapin, thank you for the link, will keep me busy for a bit (btw, am lurker/newbie-type and i think you're luuurvely and not even a little bit of a bully. so ner to those who say you are [v mature emoticon])

ROFL at Lapin's bouncers - I want that job, please please please! I have nothing else to do with my day

I'm sure my isshooo of Closer had Britney all skinny as she's swapped diets with Posh (who is now eating Mexican food (recommended by Eva Parker Longoria who owns a Mexican restaurant)cos she wants a pink one (Posh not Bratney)

Are you keeping up with this ?

Jennifer Wotsit has new hunky boyfriend who has met Courtney Cox (this is VERY significant as CC didn't approve of Vince Vaughn) Jenifer was thinking of adopting (to spite Brangelina)

Phew

Goes off to read the Guardian in a cold sweat.

PMSL at MumsnetLite KewC!

You can't be an accountant with a sense of humour like that can you????? Accountants are boring dry old sods aren't they? The one I married is anyway!

This thread is odd. V. odd.

I could be a Lapin bouncer - but I fear I may squash her. May be messy.

is it are?

Buda you ignored me

You bully

sagacious you are very knowledgeable(*) about This Sort of Thing

• pretty sure that must be spelt wrong

sure you haven't got a copy of Heat tucked inside that Guardian?