So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

[JeremyVile]

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

Yes! Lambeth not such a shit hole now eh! If anyone Can, Ken Can!

could croydon possibly go to ken?

oh we're fucked. bollocking arses.

Just spent the last hour feeding ds2 (it's all "me, me, me" with babies, isn't it? ).

Still depressed and am off to bed now.

London will be a bleaker place in the morning.

Fox, if we go to second votes, does that mean we're talking 4am or something for the result?

M&W will be Boris

YOU CAN'T GIVE UP!

btw Bromley's catchphrase weirdly is actually "The London Borough". Why I have no idea...

I can't believe London is choosing such a nitwit to make decisions for them. I was appauled when the Tories chose him, but never dreamed he might win

bbc news 24 is rubbish, they've just done sport and now they're on finance. i guess they do broadcast to more than londoners.

I've only just worked out that FIS's %s are of votes counted, not total votes.

at Bromley catchphrase. Not trying to disown the Kent connection by any chance?

I'm hoping they are counting second votes at the same time as the first ones...but still, yes it will take a bit of time to organise and check I suppose.

With 10/14 counted, I can't believe it will take that long for the last 4 to come in. It really doesn't look like one of them will get 50% unless the last 4 are all resoundingly one way.

is there a fuc-KEN chance? hehe

have you had a bath?

oh crikey, I really can't believe that Coco the fucking scary clown is going to be deciding anythingn more than what should be the leader on a publication read by people who don't read.

gah.

labour doing ok in the london assembly

Yes thanks, am fragrant. Didn't exfoliate though - too excited!

Well, I'm glad and a little surprised even that Enfield and Haringey somehow stayed Labour. Still think the Mayoral result won't be good news but at least they're not getting it all their way.

The Tories also lost a council seat in a London bye-election today - Camden's Highgate got a 3rd Green councillor, Tories came 3rd, Lib Dems 4th.

i do thinkey ken might pull this oot da bag at last minute, he is slippery ye ken

had a fried egg on toast. helped pass the time...

it seems we are almost certainly going to recount on second preferences

I am lol at you trying to steal your mum's vote. Sorry to hear she is ill.

i am jittering. lurking.

mmmmm de-feckin-licious