So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

[JeremyVile]

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

I have a whisper but in truth, no-one knows a thing until the votes are counted.

sm - no, no whispers. I appear to have something with a greater than usual number of legs in my wine glass though.

fox - I don't think so - i think all the votes get redistributed don't they? PR and all that. Not sure though.

Well, come on, whisper away, it's just us here

they must have been marina....it's closer than I thought it would be (in that borough)

if you look at the 6 that are in, ken actually got the majority 1st pref in 4 of them but the number of votes give it to boris

i'm pregnant, i can't get drunk; i don't have a laptop, so i'm sat in the hallway. this is hard work, but too addictive to let go

no, I'm right policy

1st votes count only if one gets 50%. otherwise, the top 2 go through and the 2nd counts of everyone else (who didn't vote for the top 2) are counted.

I hope you have chocolate at least then merry
I may have to sign off soon as I appear to have run out of booze

I thought we had to wait until the fat lady sings or somehting.

As for bendy buses - try getting on the no. 29 without being pickpocketed or seeinf peopel jump on without paying.

(wobbegong, you are my dc favourite shark )

PW beastie in yer wine?dinnae worry the alcohol will anaesthetise the wee bugger (and you)

My final thought - we may end up with a Mayor who shagged Petronella Wyatt

Is that info from Sky foxy? because it's all lies you know.

29 is the maddest bus ever packed full squashed up wiv da wood green posse

isn't petronella an aromatherapy oil?

Nothing like as useful

LOL policy. I LOVE people who don't have Sky. We have lots round here. The husbands all sneak round on Sunday afternoon to watch the footie

nah is it not the stuff that kills beasties

poor marina

I think you need a soothing hot toddy you know.

You may have to change your name permanently.

i dont have sky either - too stingey

I can feel my head coming to a point fox. It is indeed all too much.

where's policy?

I hope someone is going to stay up. Results in only after midnight now.

Other more important election results in today in Zimbabwe. Good old Morgan .

a pointy head and being married to Boris. It's all too much marina .

What name can we give you marina? let's give you a Latin one (or is that too Boris esque)

was morgan allowed to win? i haven't seen the news today...

I'm here. Keep 'em coming. Which constituency is Richmond in?

How this for desperation: I so much wanted to vote yesterday that I asked my mother, mortally ill, if she wanted me to vote for her. She gave me a steely look and refused. She would have wanted to vote Ken though...

Yes. The official result. No outright winner though so there should be a run off (sigh). Though I'd bet my house that there was an outright winner grrr.

SM, it was ok until it became bendy!

btw I love it when you talk in your accent iyswim