So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

[JeremyVile]

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

'He stands for hair and it's impact on global buffoonery' LOL

Surely he stands for a well-stocked tuck shop and ragging the master during prep

MP, dig out an old bottle of Leichner electric blue

Show me a politician who is not a megalomaniac (especially once they reach any position of power). It's the nature of the 'calling'. Ken's just more upfront about it.

It's like people in Chingford wanting to be in Essex. Marvellous.

beansprout, where d'ya get the results from?

Pooka, I feel your pain
Bloody Garry Bushell lives down the road from us
They want to be in Kent so they can have green road signs and round up Trotskyites with pitchforks

That's the problem with Bromely. It's where Londoners who don't really like London live. I'm sure you're an exception though. [smille]

God bless Brent and Harrow.

Oh lucky you Beansprout! Think we have 52% for the tory guy. The bbc haven't bothered putting the other results up. Not much point really.

am liking your posts bluewolf.

The seaside collapse incident was not good for Neil's PR!

Paul Dacre is a repugnant little Zionist who allegedly calls all his staff 'cunt' several times a day ( so says Christina Odone and she's cool). So no tears for him round this way..

Grauniad website (but of course!! )

nkf a large swathe of Bromley is also where public sector workers who can't afford Hackney, Southwark, Islington etc end up
Ditto Bexley "the brighter borough" apparently

See I love London, thing being a Londoner is way preferable to being from Kent. My mother is the same (and makes full full use of the lovely freedom pass).

I have no choice about living here - was born here and DH has a local business 10mins away. But I did get away for 5 years of university.

oh an upfront megalomaniac. That's ok then!

not in my book it aint.

Where's MP? Has she passed out?

I love the way everyone is getting edgy about whether they live in london properly or not. Now it's Boris's manor we'll all be claining to live in Inner Kent

I think her battery died.

her liver battery conked out foxy

Actually that's very true Marina. Is easy to forget.
Is Bexley really known as "the brighter borough"? Better than "Bromley, Clean and Green" I suppose.

LOL Bluewolf. We already have that, it is called Gravesend.

I shall live in a virtual London, a parallel universe London where no-one has ever heard of Boris.

I think I shall have another drink. Meant to be working but too miserable.

I live in Ken's manor. No doubt he'll be up the library next week then.

"Bromley, Clean and Green". Are you having a larf?

In actual fact, I seem to remember I live in Middlesex not London at all.. I think we should have our own Mayor.

donnie, can i ask you to clarify what you meant by
"Paul Dacre is a repugnant little Zionist "

LOL at MP and her battery. Took me a while to realise you meant laptop (where is my mind tonight).