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So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

1002 replies

JeremyVile · 02/05/2008 10:53

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

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foxinsocks · 02/05/2008 21:11

yeah well maybe, just maybe, the ES knows stuff about Ken that it couldn't print. Stuff that paints him in a really bad light.

anyway, it's all done now

Heathcliffscathy · 02/05/2008 21:11

yes all we need is for him to smite the daily hate too. followed by torygraph (except the sport shout all the menfolk)!

Heathcliffscathy · 02/05/2008 21:12

foxy do you work for ES????\

spill dem beans

nkf · 02/05/2008 21:12

There is an anti-Ken strand at the ES though. Personally, I thought the line up of candidates was terrible but it looks like London selected the worst of the lot.

policywonk · 02/05/2008 21:12

Do you know something we don't foxy? Cos I hear that Mn is quite a safe place to post libellous stuff. No one reads this crap, you know

donnie · 02/05/2008 21:13

Oh God I cried my eyes out in 1992. My friend and I wrote a long drunken and very maudlin letter to Neil after he lost the election and we declared war on Kelvin McKenzie.

mourningpaper · 02/05/2008 21:13

"an Anti-Ken strand"???? They've run a smear campaign for the last few years!!!!!

beansprout · 02/05/2008 21:14

ES is hateful.

mrsruffallo · 02/05/2008 21:14

So, can anyone tell me what Boris stands for?
Apart from NOT BEING KEN

nkf · 02/05/2008 21:14

That's true MP. I know. I know. I don't know why I sounded so mild. Time for more beer.

donnie · 02/05/2008 21:15

if the ES collapses then I will be happy....

staranise · 02/05/2008 21:16

Soph - yes, I lived in lambeth too and it was also rubbish. But that doesn't make our council any less rubbish. They have completely washed their hands of us and told us to go private: not what I'd term responsive. Plus, they are chopping down down all the trees opposite me despite the TPO. And they're unbearably smug. I'd rather pay double the coumcil tax and have a school place and some trees

MerryMarigold · 02/05/2008 21:16

Boris is better than George Galloway. Trying to look on bright side.

mourningpaper · 02/05/2008 21:16

Boris wants to rid London of poofs, Muslims, black people, poor people, people from comprehensive schools and children and kittens

foxinsocks · 02/05/2008 21:16

I refuse to do a morningpaper but he's an odious character, that's all I'll say.

Brian Blessed is making me LOL.

bluewolf · 02/05/2008 21:18

What was the muck that ES didn't print? By the way Donnie you have made me recall with misty eyes the moment that Neil really lost the peoples vote (when he fell over at the seaside)

donnie · 02/05/2008 21:18

boris stands for PICCANINNIES donchaknow?

MerryMarigold · 02/05/2008 21:18

yeah, Mp, he may WANT, but he is to inept to DO. So no worries...

mrsruffallo · 02/05/2008 21:18

LOL MP

foxinsocks · 02/05/2008 21:18

and you know what, there are PEOPLE with JOBS on the standard you know so less of that wishing it gone away. Though I remember it fondly in its hayday. Mr Paul Dacre has a lot to answer for imho.

MP, Boris is not THAT bad. If he wins, hopefully he'll have good advisors!

mourningpaper · 02/05/2008 21:18

honestly, do you REALLY THINK that Johnson is going to be LESS corrupt and dishonest??!?!??!?!?!

nkf · 02/05/2008 21:18

He stands for the betterment of Boris.

beansprout · 02/05/2008 21:19

Neil really lost the people's vote when he stood at a prematurely triumphant rally in Sheffield and shouted, "AWRIGHT!!!!" several times. Like a twat.

DefinitelyNotMARINAWheeler · 02/05/2008 21:20

I'd heard that too policy. Dragging Andrew Whingepot Gilligan all the way to Hades with it I sincerely hope
Revolting paper
Foxy, I am sure there is loads more to Ken that makes for insalubrious reading, sadly

beansprout · 02/05/2008 21:21

The thing with Ken is that he was at least effective, so I could put up with a lot from him.

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