So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

[JeremyVile]

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

Ahem, do not tar the wonderfulness of the Classics by association
Mr Johnson Senior's insane bibbling on about how Boris will make a great Mayor because he knows Latin and Greek does not mean these great languages have nothing to teach us

well that's it

I ate a Muller Corner with Vanilla Choco Balls

I can't sink much lower

Like father like son I think.

Oh blimey MP, you are in a bad way.

beansprout, even if we are falling down drunk here we are still watching Peepshow. The parallel universe of Super Hans never looked so appealing

It ain't over til the Fat Lady sings... (in Latin?)

I don't drink so am having to sit here and feel every painful fecking minute of this.

Cheese string, MP? Billy Bear "ham" sandwich on Sunblest?

Peep Show is genius but I am just too depressed. George Clooney could turn up and I wouldn't have the energy to answer the door atm.

Did you read that David Mitchell said that Russell Brand was intervieded for the position of Super Mans but didn't get it?

oh, i rather like the idea of BJ being blamed for making a hash of the Olympics.

And is there really going to be a BNP candidate?

I feel quite ridiculously upset. As if London has been polluted and I do love the place.

I'll be blubbling into my beer next.

RB as Superhans would have been fab.

I might smoke a Cheesestring after my next beer

Brian Blessed on HIGNFY might be a good bet?

But when he messes it all up he won't care because he doesn't care. Because he's rich and self satisfied and selfish and a journalist for God's sake! A hack in charge of London. It's appalling.

Do you know, I'd forgotten what it was like to lose an election. I mean, I'm no fan of New Labour, but since 1997 I haven't felt sick at an election result. (Well, apart from US elections of course.)

I know JUST what you mean PW

Oooh Marcus Handsome is on HIGNFY

Same here. The last time I felt like this was Thatcher's second win.

It's like 1992 all over again.

HIGNFY it is

HMmm I thought I was going to watch Dr Who but I've seen this episode

so was it a Pro-Boris validation or Anti-Ken labour sentiment?

Ooh theres a LA result in. Conservatives hold Bexley and Bromley.

Worthless places.
I think the suburbs should be banned from voting. Bromley isn't London anyway. It's Kent.