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Shannon Matthews Mother arrested !!!!!

1002 replies

kay1981 · 07/04/2008 09:22

They have arrested her on perverting the course of justice - which i think means lying to the police under oath doesnt it?

Is it at all possible that they knew where she was all the time?

Perhaps cahnnel 4 should now re-show the documentary on shannons family and see how it is received knowing what we know.

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LessThanImpressed · 09/04/2008 16:50

Not me

Divastrop · 09/04/2008 16:50

i dont read take a break,but i'd never heard of boden before joining MN.i shop for clothes in asda and tesco(there is no primark here).

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:51

we need to get busy doing a survey of fishmongers.

We need to establish whether or not they are able to purchase a computer for each room, support a large family, buy crates of beer, run a car, purchase all of asdas easter egg line, and whether their partners use mumsnet.

Once we have collated all the info, we shall be able to conclude whether or not there was any outside financial assistance given to this family as well as their social class..

figroll · 09/04/2008 16:53

Oh my goodness - that is hilarious.

jesuswhatnext · 09/04/2008 16:54

i don't have a cause, i'm just lucky that i wasn't born into the same background as KM, cause lets face it, soem people don't half seem to like looking down on 'people like her'

Divastrop · 09/04/2008 16:54

how do you figure out if someone can afford a computer for each room?my dh's computer is worth over £1000 but he built it himself for about £200.mine was built from bits of his old one.but to the outside world it would look like we have 2 decent computers.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:55

we shall cross that bridge when we come to it diva

misdee · 09/04/2008 16:55

i have 2. one my BIL built from bits and pieces. its not currently set up, as need a new wire to connect it from the tower to the monitor.

figroll · 09/04/2008 16:56

May be the fishmonger was a part time computer engineer?

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:57

well we need to be firstly doing a survey to see if fishmongers have the intellect with which to 'build' a 2nd computer from bits.

Once we have that info, then we can move onto part 2.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:58

crossposted with your fig - hilarious!

figroll · 09/04/2008 16:58

I really am rofling now.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:59

do we need to establish how many fishmongers are also part time computer engineers?

Divastrop · 09/04/2008 16:59

well,if he was unemployed before becoming a fishmnger then he probably did loads of computer courses as thats what they seem to be sending everyone on at the moment.cos theres loads of work in IT

chocfest · 09/04/2008 16:59

bet im up for a bollocking again in a minute, its been a while.....

NorthernLurker · 09/04/2008 17:01

well if hadn't worked with fish he should have been able to get a good job networking computers - to get one working in every room - and connected to the internet? - would take a bit of doing.

figroll · 09/04/2008 17:01

Thanks for making me laugh so much! I really need to go and cook the dinner - I have wasted too much time here.

Bloody hell that was funny.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 17:01

do you think we need to involve that man who does the elcetion night? is it jon snow or peter snow or someone with his swingometer showing those who are fishmongers and when those who are fishmongers and computer engineers come along he can swing his thing?

Or would it be best in a venn diagram?

JeremyVile · 09/04/2008 17:04

It's funny how, considering what this is all about and given how much you are aginst KM, you seem to be having an awful lot of fun taking the piss.

Doesn't really sit right given the subject matter.

NorthernLurker · 09/04/2008 17:04

It was Peter Snow - but he's retired now so I think Jeremy Vine is in charge of monitoring swing now.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 17:05

oh, knew it wouldnt be long before you were back with your two penneth JV

now i am rofl !!

JeremyVile · 09/04/2008 17:07

Me posting has caused you to roll on the floor laughing?
How strange.

figroll · 09/04/2008 17:07

Sorry didn't mean to laugh - I am serious again now.

chocfest · 09/04/2008 17:07

well hopefully it will swing so much it will send JV off into the sunset

chocfest · 09/04/2008 17:13

goodness me fig, please don't laugh mumsnet is extremely serious, please don't forget that.

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