Oh, Zoe, there is no point trying to ingratiate yourself

[RosaLuxMundi]

Unless you out yourself first. Here are some pretty words about us

Anyway, back to the chase. Cooooeeeeeee, Zoooooeeeeeee - who are yoo-hoooooooo?

aw, come on zoe..... we want to be frieeeeeeends with you.......

hi dino

Can I just add that I'd do Piers Morgan (in another life where I hadn't met dh )

perhaps if we try to guess we might tempt it out of her?

I laughed. I thought it was really funny. And obviously I agree that I never make mistakes

Make sure you don't offer up a gingernut tho', the baby's only 6 weeks old

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oh cod, I'm sure you are so ravishing, you'd take his breath away .

He fits in with your A Campbell lusting except I reckon Morgan is a bit more sleazy.

Ever again, or during? Might be worth the sacrifice if it resulted in his shutting up for ever...

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I have a hunch..

new definition of countryside: killing Piers Morgan

at 'countryside'.

didnt piers leave his wife for marina hyde?
they are well suited imho...
yeuk..!

lol pw

Why is this article in a section called anti-natal? Surely it is ante-natal unless she really is "anti"

Marina went back to her husband I think. Piers moved on to another (is it Celia Walden, can't remember).

The private eye did a huge thing on it at the time. Was hilarious (though obv not for those involved) given how Piers had done up so many slebs like kippers.

Hairy, do you read 'Lost in Showbiz' by MH in Grauniad - can be very funny although she too suffers from convoluted sentence structure sydrome.

i only get it here and there not regular on any paper now..will look out for it at mums..

the column she used to do, i can only remember ramblings of little interest and bad hair cut in her photie!...

thanks foxinsocks, at least she saw sense in the end!
..missed that private eye thing, damn!

Ian Hislop and Piers Morgan have long been sparring partners I think.

I reckon Ian Hislop must have had to make his hacks work twice as hard once Piers disappeared from the scene as Piers filled up plenty of column space!

I think Lucy Mangan used to be on here (BigMamma?) but flounced and told us all to get over ourselves (She's quoted people from mnet without asking first or something- and people got precious; this was obviously a long time ago in the days when cod was called Edgarcat

Ian Hislop and Jeremy Clarkson were both on Simon Mayo this afternoon - both passionate Morgan-haters. They had a joly little chat about what an arse he is. It was Clarkson who quoted the Stephen Fry 'countryside' joke.

yurt - Lucy Mangan doesn't have any kids, does she? Not that that necessarily disqualifies one from joining MN I suppose.

you lot are bloody funny

who cares about advice when there's this blithering going on

please let this emoticon work still practising

piers morgan is a twat

a shag or die

I know it's uncouth, but I think I would have paid to have been there when Clarkson and Morgan had that fight at the press awards.

Oh yes. Apparently Clarkson broke his finger when he punched him.

jeremy clarkson also shag or die