Sargaeant podge int he times today

[CodDickinson]

with a pic too

may chnage me name to saeargrant codge

and hsi AGE in brackets

lolol

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2872710.ece

I love that cat. Is she going to get hjer knuckles rapped by the health and safety brigade for having a loose animal in the car though?

I want to be a cat!

He's pretty fearsome looking isn't he? She's doubled over with happiness though, driving along, laughing wildly - doesn't she realize her life has become dominated by the demands of this cat?

I don't get this cat.

Why does everyone love this cat so much?

It's demanding and lazy, and hangs about on St Augustine Road under a bush. I think it sounds well dodgy.

its a dealer

hses his ho

oh god his name 100

oyu are not a Cat Person

Yes I like the name. The name is good. But the name also suggests that his owner has already endowed him with status and importance.

Sargeant fgs!

She'll be calling him Sargeant Podge Media Star now. It's a cat fgs! What's the matter with this woman?

I don't get funny cat stories. I don't get cats actually, you're right.

Have you got that Martin Lewis book on funny cats?

no i do have a spelndidn cat hwo jsut nwo as i WALKED bakc form the gym int he lovely forsty sunshine, shsayed acorss the road to let me stroke his hot be- sunshined fur, came into the hosue then miaowed to be let out the bakc door to resume sunbathing

what a guy

You make it sound almost romantic.

A lot of people, no actually women, are very romantic about their cats. I don't get it.

Mind you, I like the fact cats kill birds. That's what they should be doing, murdering birds, not hanging about under bushes and posing for articles in The Times.

[goes off to write letter to the editor, about just that]

I saw the lady on the news, she has other cats, one was called Tipsy because it's blind and deaf and can't walk straight.

Now she's on the news too?

I reckon she's got plans for this cat. It'll be Hollywood next.

This story first started on our local radio station, then South Today picked it up and now it's national news. I predict someone will now kidnap the cat and demand a huge ransom.

It will be me!

I know its hiding place and everything. I might even have a chat with it whilst it is in my custody and demand to know just how attention seeking his owner is.

Sgt Podge will probably want to stay here, away from the glare of media scrutiny and his owners dreams of world domination and laughing car-driving, but I shall refuse.

Might send it over to Salisbury though, for a bit of suntanning and careful accessorizing.

oh you fiend
eh si divine.

lol.

Does he have a diamante collar? A heart-shaped food bowl? -kins in his name? A purple velvet cushion with tassels?

Podgie!

It is an awesome name for a cat

no he si ths barrywhite of south wilthsire but unadorned. he is blakc and proud and hUGE

eh has an orange box in the garage and a stainless steel bowl/

Oh. Now I'm liking him actually. Especially the orange box.

as in a box that had oranges in it
not orange coloured.

wiht my old dressing gown, but he prefers dirty washign thrown ont he floor in front o th washign machine.

Of course
for he is a cat.

adn he plays soccer every morning.

the boys have to find a ball fro him - he comesintothe kithcen and taps his paw in a
" get the farkign ball numb skulls" kind of way.

he is lovely

Shame.

What's his name?

edgurado Portallegre

I mean shame about the orange box, I liked the orange coloured box, not shame about the football.

i would have expected nothing else from your cat.

( arf yes he needs a banner too)