celebrity groundhog day

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ull start

katona pregnant again

LOL cocolepew. Those are an actress's mantras.

Patsy Kensit marries a pop star/ex-pop star

Sadie Frost dates toy-boy

Footballer invites callgirl to their room at 3am. He insists they were just 'talking' & his knob 'fell' into the girls bits

His wife at home with their newborn child simply has to believe it was innocent...

Brad & Jen in late night hot phone sex exchange
Ulrika get married ...... again
Pete Docherty in court
Lib Dems call for new (and better) leader
Lib Dems call for new (and even better) leader

pete docheryt in court laways make me lol as folk saY" wil eh never get sent to prison"

and i dont thinkt hey realise that not all offences are imprsionable

Sadie Frost

vvgd

sadie frost" how does she doe it" articel
er cocaine?

Elton takes partner up the aisle

Prince Charles still can't decide whether he wants to be King or a tampon.

Cherie the freebie queen

Jade Goody travels to East Angular to tell Shilpa Shetty fans that she is not a thick, ugly, agressive, rude, ignorant racist.

dog

Russell Brand sleeps with busty beauty.

Average UK house is unaffordable for average UK wage earner.

Average UK house is unaffordable for above average UK wage-earner.

Average UK house is affordable only to Russian oligarchs.

Average UK house is affordable only to Russian oligarchs and their ex-wives.

Kate Moss is style icon/dishevelled wreck/devoted mum/clothes designer yawn

Man U 2 Chelsea 0

Luton 6 Chelsea 0

Harpenden Town 10 Chelsea 0

St Nicholas Primary School 12 Chelsea 0

Naomi Campbell sent for anger management course to learn to control violent temper.

Tim Henman out of tournament earlier than expected.

Jude Law's latest movie suffers poor reviews.